Wishpoopers (Game)

[ophie]

I make a wish; you grant it, but with a twist. (Kind of like The Monkey's Paw.)

For example:
Me: I wish chocolate had no calories.
You: Poof! Chocolate has no calories -- and that's what it tastes like, too.

- or -

Me: I wish I had Spiderman's powers.
You: Poof! You have Spiderman's powers, but they're too strong, and you are now stuck to the side of a tall building... in the rain.

Got it? So, I'll start...

I wish I could be invisible at will.

 

[monkeyboy]

Wishpoopers

Try more fiber

 

[jbdreamer]

Poof! You were just hit by a car that didn't see you crossing the street.

I wish I could sing.

 

[lizdotcom99]

I wish I could be invisible at will.

Poof you are invisible...but will anybody ever see you again?

I wish I were skinny!

 

[Sparx]

poof, except you can ONLY sing. you can never stop singing. You can't talk, and you can't be quiet. you just sing.

 

[ophie]

Good one sparx, but you didn't make a wish...

I wish I were skinny!

Poof! You're skinny, but you're so skinny, you're paper thin. You slip through cracks in boards, you blow away in the slightest breeze, and eventually, you're speared by a convict picking up roadside trash and stuffed unceremoniously into a trash bag.

I wish my laundry would wash itself.

 

[Twinkles6892]

I wish my laundry would wash itself.

Poof! But it also gets a mind of it's own and takes over the house.

I wish all my homework was done

 

[EthansMom]

Poof! But it also gets a mind of it's own and takes over the house.

I wish all my homework was done

Poof! It's all done, but all of the answers are wrong.

I wish dinner was already made.

 

[SDFgirl]

Poof! Your dinner is made - it's frog legs, with a delicious maple syrup glaze. Your sides are dried mouse droppings and fingernail clipping salad.

I wish my car was cleaned and washed out.

 

[Aurora63]

I wish my car was cleaned and washed out.

Poof! It's clean, inside and out, but the very strong cleaner ate the car away.

I wish my cold would go away.

 

[Twinkles6892]

Poof! But now you have the stomach flu!

I wish that I could magically run a mile in 6 minutes!

 

[cats7494]

I wish that I could magically run a mile in 6 minutes!

Granted - but you have permanent stitches in your side and burning calves.

I wish I got paid more at my work!

 

[Twinkles6892]

Granted - but you have permanent stitches in your side and burning calves.

I wish I got paid more at my work!

Poof! But you are now a hit man!

I wish I had all the money I wanted!

 

[Virgo10]

I wish I got paid more at my work!

Congratulations! You just got a raise but now you're the side kick of the guy on the show Dirty Jobs. This weeks episode has something to do with catching snakes and cockroaches!

I wish I lived closer to Disney World

 

[BandGeek911]

Poof... you live closer to disney world... but can never get into it


I wish I could dance

 

[CourtasanSatine]

Poof,you can dance but get mocked by Simon

I wish I could sing

 

[BandGeek911]

Poof, you can sing.... but only in oprah. Very high and loud oprah

I wish I could wear my hair down with out getting annyoed with it.

 

[Stitchfans]

poof you can sing,
but you can only sing Barney's "I LOVE YOU" song

I wish I could live in Cinderella's castle like a princess

 

[TheBellhop]

POOF, you become Cinderella, but with being married to the Prince come the in-laws.

I wish I could meet Tori Amos. -sigh-

 

[TigerCheer2009]

Poof!! Tori Amos meets you, but the next day you can't remember it at all!!

I wish...for a better band director!