Wishpoopers (Game)

[dis ms.]

Wow... that's some wish. I don't know if I can help you with that one. Don't know if I can make that one worse...

Anyone??

LOL! I figured that one might be a stumper! I came up with it because I was listening to the Thriller CD in my car and I thought, "why did MJ have to turn into such a freak, he was so talented!"

Come on, somebody give it a shot!

 

[ophie]

Seriously... you may have killed the thread!

Alright... let's see...

POOF! Michael Jackson did not turn into "such a freak." In fact, his utter normalcy sapped all of his creative power. The void left in the music industry precipitated a complete takeover by bubble-gum pop. The vacuous nature of this music and it's existence as the only music alternative drove everyone else in the world crazy.

Umm... I wish that the hurricanes would give it a rest already!

 

[cassi06403]

I'll give this game a shot...

Umm... I wish that the hurricanes would give it a rest already!

*POOF* The hurricanes are giving it a rest, but now everything is drying up, turning to dust and blowing away!

I wish my feet weren't cold.

 

[minkydog]

Poof! Your dinner is made - it's frog legs, with a delicious maple syrup glaze. Your sides are dried mouse droppings and fingernail clipping salad.

I wish my car was cleaned and washed out.

You made me sort Coke out of my nose

Poof! Your car is cleaned and washed out, but the firehose ripped the upholstery,rusted the gear shift, and blew out the back window...


I wish I had a chef to cook all my meals.

 

[ophie]

I wish my feet weren't cold.

POOF!! Your feet aren't cold anymore... but they're so hot that they're setting your floors on fire!!

I wish I had a chef to cook all my meals.

POOF!! You have a chef to cook all your meals, but he doesn't understand English and can't understand what you want made, so he only makes the most disgusting foods you've ever seen!

Let's see...

I wish that I could teleport!

 

[bajanswife]

POOF!!
I wish that I could teleport!

Your wish is granted ..... you just teleported right into Michael Jackson's bed

Oooops... edited to add my wish ....

I wish I were the sexiest woman alive!

 

[TigerCheer2009]

Poof!!! every time you try to teleport, you lose a bit of your body! (like a toe, an eyebrow etc.)

I wish I could have someone do math for me.

 

[ktbutterfly2011]

Poof! Losing weight is easier but it's harder for you to find something your new size to wear in the store because other people are losing weight too, so you can't go anywhere to show of your new bod because you'll be arrested for being naked in public! (wasnt that a great run-on sentence)

I wish it was the day before my birthday party...

 

[Sparx]

its the day before your birthday party, but its the day before your 100th bday party. I don't think your going to be doing much partying!

I wish that someone would take pity on me and send me a piece of pumpkin pie!!

 

[eeyore kelly]

I wish that someone would take pity on me and send me a piece of pumpkin pie!!

You were sent a piece of pumpkin pie from 1983

I wish I could make A's on all my tests without studying

 

[ophie]

I wish that someone would take pity on me and send me a piece of pumpkin pie!!

POOF!! You have pumpkin pie... but it's HAUNTED pie because it was made with a jack-o-lantern and now you're burping ghosts!!

Darn... too late.

I wish I could make A's on all my tests without studying

POOF!! You can make all A's without studying, but the lack of studying atrophies your brain and makes you incapable of coherent thought.

TigerCheer2009's wish got skipped, so let's go back to that one.

I wish I could have someone do math for me.

 

[eeyore kelly]

Originally Posted by TigerCheer2009
I wish I could have someone do math for me.

Someone does your math, but now you have to do their advanced chemistry

I wish I could make A's on all my tests without studying

 

[DarkSideMoon]

Someone does your math, but now you have to do their advanced chemistry

I wish I could make A's on all my tests without studying

but so can everyone else, and now the nerds study and get better grades than you, and becuase all were better, you are still 'Average'

i wish i was leving on a jet plane for WDW tommarrow.

 

[ophie]

i wish i was leving on a jet plane for WDW tommarrow.

POOF!! You're leaving tomorrow on a jet plane for WDW, but because of the President's request that we all curb our travel plans, your jet lands at a small airstrip just outside the Twilight Zone (where you live) and strands you in the middle of nowhere.

I wish Mickey ears looked cute on me.

 

[mick67]

but so can everyone else, and now the nerds study and get better grades than you, and becuase all were better, you are still 'Average'

i wish i was leving on a jet plane for WDW tommarrow.

POOF! You're leaving on a jet plane for WDW, but since there is no airport at WDW you hit Spaceship Earth which rolls into the Leave a Legacy section and knocks them all down like dominoes.

I wish October had 8 weekends.

 

[minkydog]

POOF! You're leaving on a jet plane for WDW, but since there is no airport at WDW you hit Spaceship Earth which rolls into the Leave a Legacy section and knocks them all down like dominoes.

I wish October had 8 weekends.

POOF October has 8 weekends and you have to work every one of them.

 

[ophie]

What's your wish minkydog?

 

[minkydog]

What's your wish minkydog?

I'm afraid to ask

I wish we had a third car so my DS19 didn't have to take my van.

 

[ericamanda01]

I'm afraid to ask

I wish we had a third car so my DS19 didn't have to take my van.

Poof you have a 3rd car. But it's an SUV that take $100 to fill the tank every two weeks.

I wish I loved closer to WDW!

 

[tarmand]

Poof! You live right out side the gates of WDW..........but it has been relocated to Piedmont, South Dakota and it's January.

I wish Southwest Airlines would resume straight flights out of New Orleans to Orlando.