Does any state have good summer weather? I live in the fabulous "sunshine state". Sunshine, my aunt's patootie. It rains every day, rain or shine. 10% or 90% chance of it.
First you hear the roar of thunder. The sky gets darker and darker. Then the lightening crashes all around you. Flash here. Flash there. Everywhere a flash, flash, flash..... Pretty soon the house shakes and you're unplugging computers, tvs, gaming consoles. You're unplugging your children from whatever electronic device they are attached to. Before you can complete the unplugging process, the lights go and you are plunged into darkness. And before long, you are resetting every clock in the house that is not battery powered.
As if this is not miserable enough, it does not rain, it pours -- buckets. Hard, icy cold rain, usually for quite a while. The worms and snakes have to flee their holes and take refuge at every entrance to your home. It continues to rain.
When the rain has finally passed, it has one final gift to all of us who have waited so patiently. Mug, humidity, sauna city. It is unbarable, sticky and uncomfortable. It will stay this way until the heat of the day tomorrow, sets this great plan in motion once again. Day in and day out. Welcome to my summer and thanks for letting me share.
