



Quackmore said:Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY? BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS... I'm sorry...what did you ask me?![]()
so true....

AllyandJack said:Does he also look confused, as if this is the first bulb EVER to blow out? Then, he gives the, "Huh....it is out." Yeah, I KNOW!
He got up this morning and I said, "By the way, the lightbulb in the hallway blew out last night, just so you know." I then rolled over and tried to catch a few more winks. I hear him in the hallway, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK as he is frantically flipping the switch. Then I hear the, "Huh...it is out."
I guess maybe he thought I didn't know how to work the switch properly 
Cantw8 said:Yes![]()
He got up this morning and I said, "By the way, the lightbulb in the hallway blew out last night, just so you know." I then rolled over and tried to catch a few more winks. I hear him in the hallway, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK as he is frantically flipping the switch. Then I hear the, "Huh...it is out."
I guess maybe he thought I didn't know how to work the switch properly
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Be thankful he's not someone who wets their finger and then sticks it in the socket to make sure there's still power flowing to it!Cantw8 said:Yes![]()
He got up this morning and I said, "By the way, the lightbulb in the hallway blew out last night, just so you know." I then rolled over and tried to catch a few more winks. I hear him in the hallway, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK as he is frantically flipping the switch. Then I hear the, "Huh...it is out."
I guess maybe he thought I didn't know how to work the switch properly
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Tigger_Magic said:Be thankful he's not someone who wets their finger and then sticks it in the socket to make sure there's still power flowing to it!![]()
