SuiteDisney
<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
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With all the new technology regarding fertility, a 65 year-old woman gave birth to a baby. When she was discharged from the hospital, her relatives came to visit.
"May we see the new baby?" one asked.
"Not yet," said the 65 year-old mother.
Soon, 10 minutes had passed and another relative asked, "May we see the new baby now?"
"Not yet," said the mother.
Another 19 minutes later, they asked again, "May we see the baby now?"
"No, not yet," replied the mother.
Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when CAN we see the baby?"
"When it cries," she told them.
"WHEN IT CRIES??" They demanded. "Why do we have to wait until it CRIES??"
"Because, "she told them, "I forgot where I put it."
"May we see the new baby?" one asked.
"Not yet," said the 65 year-old mother.
Soon, 10 minutes had passed and another relative asked, "May we see the new baby now?"
"Not yet," said the mother.
Another 19 minutes later, they asked again, "May we see the baby now?"
"No, not yet," replied the mother.
Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when CAN we see the baby?"
"When it cries," she told them.
"WHEN IT CRIES??" They demanded. "Why do we have to wait until it CRIES??"
"Because, "she told them, "I forgot where I put it."
