Why does Victoria keep sending me

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emails? Does she not see that I am bloated? I do not need that sz 0 thong right now, thankyouverymuch. She is an insensitive clod at times. Oh and when I am ready to buy some sexy drawers, I will go elsewhere.
 
I don't know but she's also probably responsible for that horrid "LOSE 25 LBS NOW" ad that keeps popping up in my email. With a graphic of a stick-thin, chestless young woman who looks like she needs to eat some, not lose 25 lbs.:rotfl: :lmao:
 
:rotfl:
She's probably right. I'd be mean too if all I were allowed to have were cigarettes and Diet Coke to live on.
 

Victoria used to make me cry when she'd send me catalogs when I was pregnant. Back then, I was pretty sure I'd never be able to wear pretty underwear again. :lmao:
 
When I was first pregnant with DS (and you couldn't really tell), I was at the mall and walking past the VS store when a salesgirl goes, "You look like you need a new bra!". I stopped and made a face. Then I told her, "Only if you make maternity bras!" which made her go :scared:, as if no bra manufacturer in their right mind would make pretty maternity bras.
 
emails? Does she not see that I am bloated? I do not need that sz 0 thong right now, thankyouverymuch. She is an insensitive clod at times. Oh and when I am ready to buy some sexy drawers, I will go elsewhere.

It's a secret :ssst:
 
"Only if you make maternity bras!" which made her go :scared:, as if no bra manufacturer in their right mind would make pretty maternity bras.

I saw some really cute ones in a shop near me! Had some really cute maternity PJ's too!

I hate those adverts too, I KNOW its airbrushed, but my brain can't seem to stop me wanting it!
 
:rotfl:
She's probably right. I'd be mean too if all I were allowed to have were cigarettes and Diet Coke to live on.
But...if they allowed me to sub chocolate for the cigs, I'd be a happy camper. I'd probably not be suited for their ads, though!
 
emails? Does she not see that I am bloated? I do not need that sz 0 thong right now, thankyouverymuch. She is an insensitive clod at times. Oh and when I am ready to buy some sexy drawers, I will go elsewhere.

Fredericks of Hollywood:confused3
 


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