Hmmm...I think Rosalind and Beatrice are starting to sound like the poster-kitties for neurotic licking/chewing/eating/scratching behavior. They both will eat all kinds of non-food things, although Rosalind takes it to much higher levels than her sister. Rosalind has never met a non-food item she isn't willing to try eating. Ribbon (especially curly ribbon), tape (especially packing tape), string, yarn, thread, plastic bags, photos, plants and flowers of any kind, rubber bands - none of these things are allowed to be left out unsupervised in our house. Our recycling bins have to have lids. When I wrap a gift, I have to pack the appropriate bows/ribbons and scissors and tape in a box with a secure lid and bring it with me to add the decoration at the last possible moment. Every picture must be securely in a frame - these crazy cats will scale impossible heights to reach an unsecured photo and then chew and lick the poor thing to death.
I also refer to the girls as "herbicidal maniacs" because they eat any plant or flower that comes into the house. DH has tried to bring me flowers from time to time, but they usually end up with teeth marks and in them and in piles of kitty barf deposited around the house. I have a few plants hanging from hooks in the celing, but there's been many a time I've spotted one or the other staring at a hanging plant with that intent "I wonder if I jumped onto the counter and then to the top of the fridge if I could make it to that salad pot in one flying leap..."
And of course all of this munching on misc. household items leads to vast quantaties of barfing all over the house - mostly on the carpet, occasionally on the wood floor, and never on the tile. The vet even has us giving Rosalind Pepsid AC as a first try when she goes on one of her barfing sprees - if that doesn't work, we have to bring her in. She's been in several times for intensive Pepsid therapy after eating who knows what and spending a couple days barfing all over the house.
Beatrice is also an obsessive compulsive litter box scratcher - I swear she has to scratch the darn thing 100 times before doing her business and another 200 hundred afterwards, followed by a round of 300 scratches in the surrounding area after she's exited the box. As an alternative and for a little variety, she'll sit in the bathtub and scratch at the tub and the shower curtain in the same manner. Or the mini-blinds. Or the toilet paper. Or the bathmat. And yes, she does this mostly at 3:00 AM when we're desprately wanting to be sound asleep.