How about this one:
The automated system asked for my phone number, so I keyed it in. Then it asked for my account number followed by the # sign. which I did not know (power company), so I just keyed in the # sign. Then the automated system tells me where I my bill I can find my account number and asks me again to key it in followed by the # sign. Since I had just paid my bills, I did not have one handy to read my account number, so I just keyed the # sign again. And again, I get the directions on where to find my account. By now I am getting frustrated, so this time I enter nothing. Then the automated system tells me it does not recognize my entry, please enter my account number. After a few more rounds of this, I finally just said "SHUT UP!" the next time that automated voice came on. Next thing I know, I was transfered to a human.
After reporting my power outage, I then complained about the automated system. Specifically about not having an option to get to a human when you don't know a piece of information the automated system is requesting. Very frustrating!
The joys of automated systems!