Who would win this battle

[monkeyboy]

-vs-

 

[DisneyAddict_M]

The Snorks could take them all on. They would just have to lead them into the water and watch them drown.

 

[Annette_VA]

Originally posted by DisneyAddict_M
The Snorks could take them all on. They would just have to lead them into the water and watch them drown.

 

[Bichon Barb]

The Smurfs! Because their annoying smurfiness would smurf the elves to death.

 

[edcrbnsoul]

I'm still trying to figure out this one ?

Let's have a little talk
about tweetle beetles....


What do you know
about tweetle beetles?
well...


When tweetle beetles fight,
it's called
a tweetle beetle battle.


And when they
battle in a puddle,
it's a tweetle
beetle puddle battle.


AND when tweetle beetles
battle with paddles in a puddle,
they call it a tweetle
beetle puddle paddle battle.
AND...


When beetles battle beetles
in a puddle paddle battle
and the beetle battle puddle
is a puddle in a bottle...


...they call this
a tweetle beetle
bottle puddle
paddle battle muddle.
AND...


When beetles
fight these battles
in a bottle
with their paddles
and the bottle's
on a poodle
and the poodle's
eating noodles...


...they call this
a muddle puddle
tweetle poodle
beetle noodle
bottle paddle battle.


When a fox is
in the bottle where
the tweetle beetles battle
with their paddles
in a puddle on a
noodle-eating poodle.
THIS is what they call...


...a tweetle beetle
noodle poodle bottled
paddled muddled duddled
fuddled wuddled
fox in socks, sir!

 

[jrydberg]

Tough call. The Smurfs have the edge on annoyance factor, but the Keebler elves have a nearly impregnable fortress in that tree.

But I think Smurfette might be able to lure the elves out into a trap. Smurfs in 8 rounds by knockout.

 

[Funkyzeit mit Bruno]

The Smurfs, because they have experience battling Gargamel.

 

[MosMom]

The Keebler elves. The smurfs are all inbred and that will be their downfall as a civilization.

 

[gallaj0]

The Keebler elves would get themselves all hopped up on sugar, fudge, stuff like that, and would then just go nuts on the Smurfs, who only eat their little "Smurfberries".

Elves win, the Smurfs couldn't even keep up.

 

[Crankyshank]

Neither. Azriel would would corner them and Big Mouth and Gargamel would scoop them up and turn them into gold.

 

[monkeyboy]

I just hope that the Smurfs dont outnumber the elves



BTW winner heads to NORTH POLE for a grudge match

 

[cassi06403]

Originally posted by Funkyzeit mit Bruno
The Smurfs, because they have experience battling Gargamel.

My thinking exactly.. the only experience I have seen of the elves is making cookies.. what would they do - cookie them to death?

 

[The Mystery Machine]

Smurfs would not only win but they would steal all the elven women.

 

[cats7494]

Smurfs all the way!
They are the smurfiest and will smurf the little elves butts!

 

[grinningghost]

This thread is hysterical.

I'd say it's a draw. They're both equally wimpy.