This thread is soooo funny to me, as I just recently did a 'rap' video about
Walmart (I'm totally anti walmart) for a project in one of my classes last semester. Keep in mind, I'm 34, have no rhythm, and can't rap to save my life...but, the project got an A...lol
I'd post my email addy to send the video, but, if anyone wants to see the completed project, i'd be happy to send if you pm me (it's long and will take a while to d/l) so, instead, I'll just let you enjoy the lyrics to the song...lol
My Walmart Rap:
I was shoppin at Wal-mart the other day
When that little yellow dot started rollin prices away
I said oh man, can you believe this luck?
I love this store cause I can save a buck!
I got to thinkin about what I could save
If I started working there with the discount they gave
So I went to the counter and filled out an app
Wasnt very long before they called me back
I went in for an interview and told the guy
I got some questions for you, and please dont lie
I asked so, whats my starting pay?
Are there benefits, and whats my copay?
He looked at me as if I was nuts
Then he said pay starts at around 8 Bucks
You get no healthcare, youre just part-time
If we gave those things, we wouldnt make a dime
So I asked the guy then why do people work here?
If the pay is low and no vacations each year?
Sounds to me like your company stinks
Then the guy had the nerve to sit there and wink
He said Ill tell you, just sit right down
You see we are the largest business in town
We have team meetings each and every day
To make employees think we care what they say
They dont realize we shut their future down
By driving small business right out of town
I got up to leave and said Im outta here
This job offer sucks, this aint a career
Later that night when sitting home alone
I decided to see where small business had gone
I pulled out my Dell and started surfin around
And I couldnt believe all the info I found
Rubbermaid & Others cut their payrolls slim
To meet the demands of Wal-marts whims
Wal-Mart said we aint payin that
So companies complied and it shut em flat
Good payin jobs cant be found no more
Cause all the jobs have moved across the shore
People over there will work for no pay
Theyre lucky if they make a buck a day
The governments let Wal-Mart continue to grow
Not carin bout how many jobs they see go
Big corporations pay contributions in bribes
To look the other way and let small business die
Ray Bracy is Wal-Marts Vice Prez
And all the little peons just do what he says
After thinking bout it for quite some time
I said I wont give Wal-Mart another dime
I guess the corporate giant is just outta luck
Cause it cost too much for me to save a buck
Chorus:
Come and save with me
Wal-Marts prices just cant be beat
Come and save with me
It keeps those people out there on the street