Who here has.....

[Hercules10]

Does flatulence count a superpower?

 

[Jennasis]

Does flatulence count a superpower?

Worked for The Spleen.

 

[ZephyrHawk]

I am a Time Lord.

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn18723-time-lords-discovered-in-california.html

 

[HeWhoMustNotBeNamed]

Um...

 

[BunsenH]

I can fix anything.

I can make beer!

I can kill threads.

 

[bettymae1121]

Hmmmm....Well, I have a super immune system. Last time I had a cold was in 1996.

I'm faster than a speeding flu virus! Leaps colds in a single bound! My only kryptonite are allergens...then I need tripple doses of benadryl and clariton.

I also always know what time it is (within one or two minutes accuracy), even if I haven't looked at a clock in hours.

 

[Owlpost23]

I am the only person in my house who can replace a roll of toilet paper. Don't be jealous - it's actually a very heavy responsibility to have this super power.

You too,huh? As you know,there are VERY few of us in the whole world with this kind of ability.Nice to meet you.

 

[monkeyboy]

These are funny

 

[FredinFL]

I am the only person in my house who can replace a roll of toilet paper. Don't be jealous - it's actually a very heavy responsibility to have this super power.

I have a variation on that, I change papertowels.

 

[southern_redhead]

You too,huh? As you know,there are VERY few of us in the whole world with this kind of ability.Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet both of you. I, apparently, also hold this power

I can also entertain myself using my <gasp> MIND!! That's right, I have the power of imagination! It seems to be a very special super power as not only my children, but most children I know, and even THEIR PARENTS complain of nothing to do, wanting to GO somewhere, DO something.......

Another one (totally serious, now) is that I often find myself thinking of someone only seconds before they walk up or call. It's chicken and the egg - does my thought make them appear or do I sense them coming before I see them or hear from them?

 

[Squirrel!!!]

My Super Power is Sarcasm.

Actually at work my super power is the ability to handle the most irate customer, and make them happy.

Makes me get an ulcer, but I can still do it.

I prefer sarcasm.