My turn to play catch up...
Happy Monday All!
I'm on page 1247 but saw something (on another site) Ophie might get a good laugh out of...
101 Ways To Annoy, Harass, and Gingerly Traumatize Lord Voldemort.
So far it only lists 17.
1)Laugh at him.
2)Ask why the Dark Mark couldn't look like something 'more socially acceptable?'
3)Keep a 'good-behavior chart'. Award points and give out gold stars.
4)Apparate into and out of his room rapidly. Do this non-stop for an hour. *poof* there *poof* gone *poof* there....
5)taunt him about his baldness!
6)If he's having evil-plotter's-block in one of his scheming sessions 'Wingardium Leviosa' a light bulb to float above his head. Turn it on. Look offended when he gets angry and say you 'thought you were helping!'
7)Eat his pet snake. Offer him some.
8)Throw him a 'care-bears' themed birthday party.
9)Ask him to dance a polka with you.
10)Hide his teddy bear. That ALWAYS makes him cry.
11) Steal, snap and bury his wand.
12) Tell him Lucius did it.
13) Offer to sacrifice Pansy Parkinson 'to the cause
14) Insist on reading him bedtime stories. Include 'The Ugly Duckling'
15)Smile and say loudly 'Who loves you, Volders?' (Volide-poo will also do nicely) at inopportune moments. (another of his attempted 'evil moments.')
16)Tell him you think evil master plans of world domination are 'kind of girlie'
17) Ask him to give you written summaries of his sinister plots for revenge and war. Correct his spelling. *I should make copies!* you thought.