Who feels like a Thread-Killer? Part 5

[tiggerwannabe]

I'm with you on that one DalPal our GalPal

...was thinking of either:

A) A deluxe squirrel furred soda can cover

or...

B) A luxurious Squirrel lined sponge for wiping soda snots from 'puter monitors....

whaddya thnk?

With you back we'll all be needin that soda snot wiper

 

[Cruisin]

 

[tiggerwannabe]

Hey! We got Fat squirrels in Jersey too!

Our farewell dinner went really nice. The kids sang and danced for us. Our kids danced for them too

I'll be posting the photos into my bucket tomorrow.

BP: I found a fear factor that doesn't require eating bugs. The one at Universal Studios lets the contestants do the stunts and the audience eat the bugs.

I was in it

My friend Rose wanted to try out and they passed on her and chose me go figure.

 

[Brer_Papa]

Hey! We got Fat squirrels in Jersey too!

No you don't....Jersey is where PA squirrels go to hide from me when hunting season starts....

BP: I found a fear factor that doesn't require eating bugs. The one at Universal Studios lets the contestants do the stunts and the audience eat the bugs.

I was in it

My friend Rose wanted to try out and they passed on her and chose me go figure.

Dang!

with that kind of good luck...i should have begged the PowerBall numbers from you yesterday.....

 

[tiggerwannabe]

Not necessarily...I played...did not win

Your PA squirrels are bunking out in my holly tree then

 

[tiggerwannabe]

Hi Robin

I saw you come in earlier, my aol connection was being stupid and bumped me offline

 

[Cruisin]

Hi Robin

I saw you come in earlier, my aol connection was being stupid and bumped me offline

Hi Colleen.

I'm glad that your exchange student had a good visit.

 

[tiggerwannabe]

Yes she did...

It sounds like all of them did. 21 I think.

They actually go to NYC for the next two days and then fly home saturday night arriving home sunday night. 24 hours of flying...OMG

My Brittany is supposed to be staying with the girl we had when I send her over there in June. It's only gonna cost me $2000 to send her!

 

[Brer_Papa]

From a recorded phone conversation earlier this evening.....

RING! RING!

Santa Claus: Hello....

Brer_Papa: Hi Santa....

SC: BILLY! Ho ho ho...how are you my boy?

BP: huh? Boy? you starting with that boy stuff again?

SC: Billy......

BP: Oops....

SC: so...what prompts this surprise call?

BP: The TK-ers are having a Secret Santa exchange Santa....

SC: Really? Those are fun....whose name do you have?

BP: Don't know yet....but I was wondering....
what if I get someones name and they've been naughty?

SC: Hmmmm....good question....let me check my list....

BP: Santa?

SC: Ssshhh...I'm checking it twice....

BP: oh....ok...

yodeling interlude......

SC: Well now...most have been nice....yourself included...

BP: Blush....of course....

SC: one or two are just borderline....they know who they are....

BP: I could guess....

SC: Billy!

BP: Ooops...sorry Santa.....

SC: I don't have them down for coal & onions....so neither should you....

BP: I wasn't thinking coal & onions either....

SC: uh huh....I bet you're thinking squirrels though....

BP: well.....

SC: Now listen kiddo....

BP: Kiddo?

SC: HO HO HO! Kiddo! look...you've been an all year.... ask yourself....would you want someone sending you squirrel?

BP: heck no...I get all the squirrel I need....but they don't....

SC: and they don't because squirrel isn't on any of their Christmas lists....

BP: aaaah.....I see....

SC: what do you see?

BP: different strokes for different folks eh? <~~ note the "eh"

SC: Very Good! I think you just earned yourself an extra pear i your Christmas stocking!

BP: a pair of what?

SC: a pear!

BP: ayup...a pair of what?

SC: P-E-A-R!

BP: ooops...sorry Santa....and thanks!

SC: hey...when do you want to pay us a visit up here?

BP: Name the day...and send your sleigh....and i'll be on my way!

SC: HO HO HO! still rhymin' eh? <~~~ I'll note the "eh" for Santa....

BP: Hey Santa?

SC: Yes?

BP: did you ever stop at DalPal our GalPal's place and find a plate of raisin-oatmeal cookies?

SC: No....not raisin-oatmeal...why do you ask?

BP: oh....no reason....

SC: well...there must have been a reason....

BP: no...no reason...

SC: Billy....

BP: be careful of the raisins Santa....

SC: HO HO HO! I knew my boy!

BP:there you go with that boy stuff again....

SC: and?

BP: nothin' Santa.........

SC: Good! How about I give you a call when I'm sending the sleigh?

BP: that would be great Santa....talk to you soon....

SC: Bye for now....Be nice!

BP: You betcha Santa.... bye!

 

[Brer_Papa]

Not necessarily...I played...did not win

Your PA squirrels are bunking out in my holly tree then

ah-ha!

go stand by the holly tree and make kissy noises....

and if a big bushy tailed varmint stands up and makes kissy noises back at you...tell the critter I'm looking for him.....

please and thank you....

 

[Cruisin]

I wonder if I can guess who is almost on the naughty lists

 

[Brer_Papa]

ah-ha!

go stand by the holly tree and make kissy noises....

and if a big bushy tailed varmint stands up and makes kissy noises back at you...tell the critter I'm looking for him.....

please and thank you....

Hello?

TiggerWannaBe?

maybe I should have told her it could wait 'til morning.....

Ooops!

 

[Cruisin]

Hello?

TiggerWannaBe?

maybe I should have told her it could wait 'til morning.....

Ooops!

 

[Brer_Papa]

I wonder if I can guess who is almost on the naughty lists

Guessing would be a sure fire way to end up on the naughty list.....

I wouldn't....but hey...that's just me....

and I'm an

:smiiiiiiiiiiile:

 

[Cruisin]

aw heck, life is short and sometimes ya just gotta be on the naughty list

I don't mind not getting any Christmas presents

 

[Brer_Papa]

aw heck, life is short and sometimes ya just gotta be on the naughty list

I don't mind not getting any Christmas presents

a stocking with a lump of coal and an onion that looks like it needs a shave threat keeps me on the "nice" list.....

 

[Brer_Papa]

a stocking with a lump of coal and an onion that looks like it needs a shave threat keeps me on the "nice" list.....

even when I google stuff....

SHUDDER!

 

[Cruisin]

Okay, where is the birthday girl tonight.

Technically it is no longer your birthday where I am Kim.

Did you have a good day?

Where did you go and what did you eat?

Any good loot we should know about?

Enquiring mind want to know.

 

[Cruisin]

even when I google stuff....

SHUDDER!

I find that I don't have a great deal of luck when I try to google stuff

I always find everything but what I was originally looking for

 

[ophie]

Evening TKers. Hope you're all well. Nice to see you BP. Hope PA is well. Thanks for the well wishes for Mom. She seems to be doing better. Getting more mobile every day.

Congrats on page 1500!! :thewave: