Originally posted by Cruisin'Kroezes
Brer_Papa, hope you had a good day!!
We missed you tonight
AAAAW! What a nice sentiment! I wish you posted this BEFORE my evening ran amok....maybe I would have stayed
home....and not be in the doghouse now....supperless....
you see....
yesterday, I get home from work....we have supper...then the "what do you wanna do" Versus the "I don't care...what do yo wanna do?"
well, my big mouth left me wide open to a "Really? Let's go to BINGO!"
I went one too many "I don't care...what do you wanna do?" 's too many.....
anyway....off to the BINGO hall we go...all the way across town...out in he East County....a Church Bingo...
well...we get our packets...Princess Ariel tells me I need to play 4..and we go find a seat....
so...she gives me a dauber...bright flourescent orange....
and I start Daubing my free spaces....well...this dauber was pretty "juicy"...and i was getting flourescent orange shrapnels allover the place....me included...
the DW gives me a look....and starts shakking her head from side to side...
so, I says "what?" she shakes her head some more....
well anyway...I'm just abut done daubing ALL 4 packets of the free spaces...when this lady sits across the table from me...
"Hi, I'm Lotty...you must be new here" says she...
"well...i am" i reply....
so she says..."And you're a cutie too, aren't you?
"well...I am"...i reply...
apparently, Lotty never had someone agree with her 2 times n a row.....so she sits there...glaring at me...well...what I thought was a glare...
I learned what her glare really looked like soon enough...
I was done daubing..and there wasn't much to do..so...i started juggling bingo daubers...then I got daring...and removed the caps...
well...I was doing real good...when one of the daubers hit me in the palm of my hand...juicy end first...
so...i dropped that one...and the 2 I had in the air came crashing down....
and one of them sent Lotty's good luck troll dolls flying in every direction....
I now know what her glare is.....
well...finally...the games start....I'm daubing like a madman....and guess what?
they called like 12 numbers...and no "B"'s....I needed B-4 for the single bingo!
well...they called B-4!!
I yelled B-I-N-G-O!....
me and 14 other people....
the prize was 100 bucks....but the attendant only gave me 7....
so I politely ask where is the other 93 bucks?
Princess Ariel kicks me....so i says "what??"
"just tip her" she says...
so i says "WHAT!?!?!"
and give her 2 bucks...
well...before too long...it was intermission...that's when it all went bad....
to be continued....