After my joke post, I was thinking about this thread again and I ultimately vote for Spaceship Earth. I only remember riding the Jeremy Irons version back in 2004, but his narration for the ride is WAAAAY better than the current version. Not only in the actual narration but the fact that the descent has things to actually....look at? Also the music in the descent is kind of haunting in a good way, if that makes sense?
Also yes I know the Jeremy Irons version is not the original version of Spaceship Earth, but just let me have this okay? lol