No matter what else you come up with Pete, you are BRANDED with the Pwetty Pwincess tag. Posting about "getting avatars from cheap hookers" (albeit funny) will never amount to a tag!
Acquiring other things from cheap hookers may get a raised eyebrow from Mrs. Gatordad, or may even result in you lookin' in the Yellow Pages under Lawyers-Divorce. But it will not result in changing your TAG!!