Where in the world is Pammy Sue Johnson?

[Briarmom]

Not that I could tell but I could swear I heard something about a Johnson. Pammy hiding spot perhaps?!

No, that is her last name! Goofball.

I wonder if Pammy Sue is on vacation. Do you think she went to France?

 

[Mysteria]

No, that is her last name! Goofball.

I wonder if Pammy Sue is on vacation. Do you think she went to France?

Yes her last name. Someone was calling out. Johnson, Johnson.

She better not have gone without everyone!

 

[Aidensmom]

No, that is her last name! Goofball.

I wonder if Pammy Sue is on vacation. Do you think she went to France?

She is at Disney Paris.

 

[Briarmom]

She is at Disney Paris.

Yes of course. She is on Phantom Manor.

I wonder why she didn't tell us she was crossing the pond.

 

[Mysteria]

Yes of course. She is on Phantom Manor.

I wonder why she didn't tell us she was crossing the pond.

She was afraid we'd follow!

 

[Briarmom]

She was afraid we'd follow!

Let's go!

 

[Aidensmom]

Let's go!

You sure we will all fit on that tiny boat? I have heard that someone's rear takes up a lot of room.

 

[Mysteria]

You sure we will all fit on that tiny boat? I have heard that someone's rear takes up a lot of room.

Here is an extra boat if we need it.

 

[Briarmom]

You sure we will all fit on that tiny boat? I have heard that someone's rear takes up a lot of room.

Hey! You love my extra-large booty!

 

[Mysteria]

Hey! You love my extra-large booty!

Don't worry I have some junk in the trunk too!

 

[Pam]

Funeral for 10 soldiers from our division, an official phone call that my husband was okay just shook up, went back to work after 3 months off, and then had to baby sit for the FRG. Its a Jack straight week

Tina,
I'm so sorry!

I just found out a week ago that one of my business acquaintances son is over in Iraq and is in the 101st Airborne Div. from Fort Campbell.

We are helping with the Christmas Care Packages that they are sending over to 350 soldiers in the division.

 

[SillyMe]

Tina,
I'm so sorry!

I just found out a week ago that one of my business acquaintances son is over in Iraq and is in the 101st Airborne Div. from Fort Campbell.

We are helping with the Christmas Care Packages that they are sending over to 350 soldiers in the division.

You finally decided to crawl out of the toybox?

 

[Pam]

One of my Ya Ya sisters just told me about this thread!!

You all are killin' me!!

First off - some clarifications:

Sillyme - since I am only 5' tall, falling into the toy chest could mean that I couldn't climb back out.....

Mysteria - I am not afraid of clowns, but I have never dated one of them.

Briarmom - I was not carjackin' without you girlfriend!

Tina - I went out and bought my very own, new tube of RADIANT RED lipstick - so neener, neener!!

Aidensmom - it always comes down to the size of my buttocks with you, doesn't it??!!

Jason! You remember our high school thread after all of these years??!! I really got you on that one, didn't??

(I had Jason (Pop Daddy) convinced that we went to high school together - and that he told me I could cheat off of him as he knew all the answers. I told I cheated, and I flunked all of the classes and almost didn't graduate. He PMed me and asked if that was the truth!!)

And - and yes, Cage Dancing - love it!!

 

[lovemygoofy]

So how much money did you earn this weekend doing your little cage dancing? and how much did you have to pay them to let you

 

[Pam]

Forgot to say where I was last night --

And no, I wasn't out drinking!!

DD and I went to the Rockettes Christas show that was in Pittsburgh! It was great!

 

[Pam]

Boy - you two sneated right in, didn't you?

Well --- if I had been in the toybox with a couple of those soldiers, I'd probably still be there!

Ummmmm...... I'd rather not say how much money I had to pay everyone to sit and watch me cage dance..... And the bad news is that I bent the bars of the cage ---- again. Sorry, guys! My bad.......

 

[lovemygoofy]

Boy - you two sneated right in, didn't you?

Well --- if I had been in the toybox with a couple of those soldiers, I'd probably still be there!

Ummmmm...... I'd rather not say how much money I had to pay everyone to sit and watch me cage dance..... And the bad news is that I bent the bars of the cage ---- again. Sorry, guys! My bad.......

Thats okay we can pay them back with the money that Briarmom was earning lastnight. Not much since she had a slow night but she worked hard. She is a good backup you know.

 

[Pam]

Yes -- well, let's just hope that Briarmom remembers that Pammy Sue is the STAR of the KittyKat Dance Revue.......

She sometimes forgets that she is the backup dancer.........

 

[Briarmom]

OK Pam, but don't let it happen again. The Pam Chatters felt a bit nekkid last night.
I will be gone for the next two weekends at WDW.

We weren't going to go, but since I earned so much money dancing last night, and then couldn't find you to bail you out...well it just makes sense.

I need to earn some money for drinks while I am there.

 

[Briarmom]

Yes -- well, let's just hope that Briarmom remembers that Pammy Sue is the STAR of the KittyKat Dance Revue.......

She sometimes forgets that she is the backup dancer.........

No, I could never forget that. You and Tina never let me wear the red lipstick.