When you want to cuss (or swear or curse...) but can't, what do you say?

[marshallandcartersmo]

"OH poop sandwiches!!!!!!!".................

I've been saying it alot lately while I've been playing Guitar Hero in front of DS's

 

[Mellie2162]

"OH poop sandwiches!!!!!!!".................

I've been saying it alot lately while I've been playing Guitar Hero in front of DS's

 

[bavaria]

Sorry. I could have sworn you said something about your wife and while I do understand women can have wives, I just assumed you were male. I'm digging myself deeper. I think I'll just slink away now...

Nope!!! no wife!!! BUT I did mention putting something in my handbag here the other day, and someone thought that I meant my 'man purse'

And our dear OP told me that she has had to explain to several posters in person that I am NOT male

I am FRAU Bavaria, thank you very much

 

[Mellie2162]

Nope!!! no wife!!! BUT I did mention putting something in my handbag here the other day, and someone thought that I meant my 'man purse'

And our dear OP told me that she has had to explain to several posters in person that I am NOT male

I am FRAU Bavaria, thank you very much

Soooo...what you're sayin is your not a dude for sure then....

 

[bavaria]

Soooo...what you're sayin is your not a dude for sure then....

MENSCH!!!! I am definitely not a dude carrying around my man purse!!! and I don't have a wife nor do I plan to have a wife....

Would a man love chocolate as much as I?

I THINK NOT!

 

[LUVMYTINK]

Let's see:
Mother jumper
frickin A
frickin
son of a butthead (that one gets a giggle from the 2 little ones)
frick n frack
geez louise
shoot

Been doing pretty good while driving with the kids in the car, everyone has now become idiots instead of A's. But now when #2DS is playing with his cars he has started yelling, "move it idiots."

 

[Mellie2162]

MENSCH!!!! I am definitely not a dude carrying around my man purse!!! and I don't have a wife nor do I plan to have a wife....

Would a man love chocolate as much as I?

I THINK NOT!

 

[Aidensmom]

I have been known to yell out "Dangnabit!!!" which is always met with a bunch of laughs (that one is thanks to my grandfather ).

I say darn and darnit alot, but my son has gotten me to start saying a new one, which is what he says, he learned it on Higglytown Heroes...."Oh Pickles!"

I also use "freaking" and "heck".

 

[Angelrose]

FRIBBLE!

See my tags to see what other words I use.

 

[Aunt Michelle]

Shoot, sugar, fudge, crispy bugs

 

[Aidensmom]

What the[/B] I'd always catch myself before I got to the "hell" part. All my boys, when confused or whatever, would say, "What the?!" They didn't even know it was short for anything. I had three little boys who'd say, "What the?!" It was cute.

I do that too, and yeah, DS has NO idea there is an end to that.

 

[coles1mom]

My 90 year old great-grandmother always said "well fiddle"

Bloody works for me.

Judi

 

[Tigger&Belle]

He was talking to my older son (his brother) who was playing a video game.

I was in another room. We did have a lil talk about it tho'

Likely story...

who am I kidding I just cuss and get it over with sorry....

You're a girl?!

SIGH Would the hostess of this thread step in YET AGAIN and convince the readers that I am female???? just because I don't have pink glittery signature - geesh people!! FEMALE!!!!

Nope!!! no wife!!! BUT I did mention putting something in my handbag here the other day, and someone thought that I meant my 'man purse'

And our dear OP told me that she has had to explain to several posters in person that I am NOT male

I am FRAU Bavaria, thank you very much

Well, we were supposed to meet that day and you couldn't, so I haven't seen you yet for me to know for sure.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

I also say geez louise.

I like dagnabbit and dagburnit. My sister taught those to my youngest when he was little.

 

[bavaria]

Well, we were supposed to meet that day and you couldn't, so I haven't seen you yet for me to know for sure.

HEY!!! all these years, talking about migraines and veggieness and chocolate and even talked on the phone....

what about my story about my skirt flying over my head on the Rue de Rivoli in Paris???

geesh, yes, I really am a man walking around in a skirt, carrying my man purse, eating chocolate.....

 

[PirateSusan]

sugar honey iced tea!

 

[Tigger&Belle]

HEY!!! all these years, talking about migraines and veggieness and chocolate and even talked on the phone....

what about my story about my skirt flying over my head on the Rue de Rivoli in Paris???

geesh, yes, I really am a man walking around in a skirt, carrying my man purse, eating chocolate.....

That's true...if Bavaria is a male, he needs hormones or something because he sounds like a she.

And you don't have a pink glittery signature because you got too many points to have a signature...

 

[Mellie2162]

geesh, yes, I really am a man walking around in a skirt, carrying my man purse, eating chocolate.....

sigh...you just never know what kind of freaks are on the other end of the computer....

 

[bavaria]

That's true...if Bavaria is a male, he needs hormones or something because he sounds like a she.

And you don't have a pink glittery signature because you got too many points to have a signature...

sigh...you just never know what kind of freaks are on the other end of the computer....

That's it.... I'm leaving this thread!!! crawling into my bed under my comfy duvet with a big bar of Milka chocolate to watch a weepy movie on the Hallmark channel...

Mensch, some people.....

 

[RLccweems]

Ya know, the words you say instead...

Mine are really boring. I say darn and shoot. The most colorful one is "ace", but I didn't know it was a substitute cuss word until my youngest son thought that it was a real cuss word and wanted to know why someone was on American Idol with the name of a bad word. I finally got him to say Ace. Eventually I figured out why he thought that...when I'm driving I say, "way to go, ace!" or "out of my way, ace".

My sister says "son of a biscuit eater", which makes me giggle.

So help me spice up my vocabulary.

CRAP!! CRAP!! CRAP!! Then mine kids let me have it for saying a bad word.

lettie