When The Girls Hang Low - A Tank Top ?

[Charade]

I just have to say this is the best thread I have seen in a long time!!

WTH? We've SEEN nothing!!

 

[SillyMe]

I'll be the one wearing the sling shot on the boardwalk carrying the Thrashers fries in one hand and Dolles popcorn in the other

I'll be there in 3 weeks. Just look for the lime green duct tape.

 

[disneymom3]

Hey have you seen how much the army pays lately? I like to keep myself in shoes and cutlets

We need a smilie that is crying because it is laughing too hard!!!

 

[disneymom3]

I can't even post a link to his website because it shows before and after photos.

Hmmmm, I don't think I want to know what you two are talking about (That is the most prim and proper smilie I could come up with.)

 

[Luvchefmic]

Glad you're sitting back and enjoying this....watch yourself we may have to start a thread about jock straps so we can sit back and watch the show

 

[elgerber]

Glad you're sitting back and enjoying this....watch yourself we may have to start a thread about jock straps so we can sit back and watch the show

Just make you sure post a link to that one here when you start it, so we can all enjoy...

 

[stevenpensacola]

WTH? We've SEEN nothing!!

Honestly....sometimes that's for the best

 

[Luvchefmic]

ROFL - when I was trying on bathing suits last night I looked down and saw my mothers cleavage. When the hell did that happen?!?!?

I'm not comfy going all out in the ring toss game, I'm always worried they're pointed different directions since they don't stand up by themselves anymore. Nothing scarier than cross-eyed Hooters.

Okay Maryanne thanks for the coffee soaked key board I now have cross eyed hooters but I know what you mean, and her hands, and her thighs but I refuse to have her words come out of my mouth!

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Glad you're sitting back and enjoying this....watch yourself we may have to start a thread about jock straps so we can sit back and watch the show

That reminds me of when I had to bring my son to the store to get him a cub for baseball. I didn't want to be "the one", but my DH was busy so I was elected. I thought a cup was chosen based on the size of their, you know, weiney (the other word gets censored...). Imagine my surprise when it's based on waist size! I brought him in recently for probably his third or so cup and that was fun. He's twelve now and the two of us analyzed every cup in Sports Authority. I was acting pretty much how I can act here on the DIS--sophomoric , but he's usually embarrassed to be seen with me, but this time he was acting silly right along with me. Who knew picking out a cup could be fun!

 

[Luvchefmic]

Shut down, nothing. I'm 43 and learning a whole lot. Apparently, chicken cutlets aren't just for dinner anymore.

Apparently not....but will we ever look at another one again without thinking of this thread ? Tooo funny

 

[malibuconlee]

Oh you said exactly what I was singing in my head..wasn't there also a line about wrap around your head and tie them in a bow At this point I am who I am...a 51 y/o Mouseketeer who loves to go south so many times a year that the body seems to be doing the same thing...oh God don't let the tag fairy be listening

You are probably right. It's been since high school that I even thought about that song.

 

[SillyMe]

That reminds me of when I had to bring my son to the store to get him a cub for baseball. I didn't want to be "the one", but my DH was busy so I was elected. I thought a cup was chosen based on the size of their, you know, weiney (the other word gets censored...). Imagine my surprise when it's based on waist size! I brought him in recently for probably his third or so cup and that was fun. He's twelve now and the two of us analyzed every cup in Sports Authority. I was acting pretty much how I can act here on the DIS--sophomoric , but he's usually embarrassed to be seen with me, but this time he was acting silly right along with me. Who knew picking out a cup could be fun!

Your kids embarrassed to be seen with you? Nah, I can't imagine.

Got this email from a friend:

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If! you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

(A} Almost ****s...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !


The German bra...

Holtzemfromfloppen

 

[LiteBrite]

Your kids embarrassed to be seen with you? Nah, I can't imagine.

Got this email from a friend:

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If! you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

(A} Almost ****s...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !


The German bra...

Holtzemfromfloppen

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Your kids embarrassed to be seen with you? Nah, I can't imagine.

I resemble that remark!!! But a certain poster thinks I'm a prude!

 

[SillyMe]

I resemble that remark!!! But a certain poster thinks I'm a prude!

Based on this thread, you might want to change that to prune.

 

[Cantw8]

Don't feel bad T&B...she thinks my kids are embarrassed by me too

 

[Briarmom]

Based on this thread, you might want to change that to prune.

 

[Laurajean1014]

Wear regular tank tops + a Wonderbra Pure under it. It's a Wonderbra without the "fillings", but it works wonders!!!!!!!!!

Do they make Wonderbra's in D or DD?

 

[Laurajean1014]

How about small cap sleeve tees instead of tanks?

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Based on this thread, you might want to change that to prune.

Good point! Well, too good points!