When kids do dumb things.

[Hollywoodhaha]

OK, This is really gross..
but I was sick, throwing up in a bucket and didn't think to pour it down the toilet.

I spent an hour putting it down the bathtub drain.



Still don't know what I was thinking!!

 

[BeefJerky]

Maybe my kid got his tenacity to do stupid things from me. When I was a kid my mom brought these sweet apples home. For some reason instead of eating an entire apple, I would take two or three little bites and put them back. So, perhaps the fact that I can get into trouble finally kicked in and I had to get rid of the evidence fast. So Stupid here decides to flush the apples down the toilet. My dad came home and he was ticked at the fact that he had to fix the toilet.

 

[snarlingcoyote]

If it makes you feel better my 12 year old put a ice cream sandwich in his pocket to save for later.

Ohhhhh mmmmyyyyy. I hope this doesn't offend you BeefJerky, but uhm. . .

 

[jrmasm]

If it makes you feel better my 12 year old put a ice cream sandwich in his pocket to save for later.

I feel much better about my 6 year old putting chocolate in her boots.

 

[Wall-E1]

My kid - for several vacations in a row - kept having issues with the hotel soaps, shampoos, lotions; etc. He would come out of the shower having bathed entirely in body lotion - yes lotion. His hair looked like he just came from Rydell High, his awesome pecs(bird chest) glistened like a Roman gladiator. It was really sad because it kept happening over and over again. I don't think the boy brain is as fully developed as a girl brain - or maybe I just have a special snowflake.

 

[minkydog]

My 11 year old didn't know where the dishwasher soap was so he used the hand soap. I don't know how many times he has done dishes and all of the sudden he loses all brain power.

I really need the smiley where your banging your head on a wall right now.


So does anyone know how I get rid of it. And yes I know I can google I'm really just hoping ya'll can make me laugh about this.

I hate to tell you but it doesn't get better. My DH once put laundry detergnt in the dishwasher. Lord, we had bubbles all over the place

DS24 flushed a Batman action figure down the toilet when he was about 5. Why? So it could go swimming.
Thankfullly it got caught in the trap before it reached the sewer line. Can't imagine how much that would have cost us.

 

[Pea-n-Me]

If it makes you feel better my 12 year old put a ice cream sandwich in his pocket to save for later.

A few weeks ago my DH put the groceries away. Later I found the ice cream sandwiches in the cabinet.

So maybe this doesn't get better with age??

 

[DMickey28]

I am laughing with tears in my eyes. I do not look forward to my future with my two DS's!!

 

[rie'smom]

When my mom was pregnant for my youngest brother, I decided to "help".

I thought mops were to put water on the floor.

Didn't see the dishwasher stuff so Ivory liquid works just as well, right? OMG we had suds to the ceiling plus our own slip n slide from all of the water.

Mama didn't ask for my help for a very long time. In fact I'm 52 -40 years since the cleaning incident-and she has just begun letting me load the dishwasher again.

ETA- I'm normal, have a normal husband,son #1 is a decent kind lawyer, son # 2 is in the oil business doing well and he's kind too, PLUS we have an almost 17 yo daughter who has gone through the "meanies" and come through to the other side. So your son's mistake won't scar him for life.

 

[*JoGo*]

I love this thread!!!

my 10 yr old wore SNOW BOOTS to basketball practice. there wasn't even any snow!

and last week my 8 yr old traded his PSP for football cards.

 

[Wall-E1]

I love this thread!!!and last week my 8 yr old traded his PSP for football cards.

Well, you need the football cards to stick in between the spokes of your bicycle to make it sound like a motorcycle... so, great trade!!!

 

[Becky2005]

Glad to see that there IS hope for my teenager after all....sometimes I have to wonder if she will survive on her own.

She has done some doozies....I do believe she was a bit smarter when she was little and somehow information has fallen out of her brain.

 

[charming23]

When I was 10 I was so mad that my parents would not let me get out the hose to wash my bike that I poured soap into the puddle of the driveway to use that to clean my bike. It started raining (hence the reason I was not allowed to get out the hose) and we had a mound of bubble going down our driveway.

So girls too get girl brain.

 

[dyna]

OH MY DO GIRLS EVER GET GIRL BRAIN.......

I was out of town an DD then 17 did not want to do dishes so she put the few dishes in dishwasher that we had not used because it was not washing properly. Then she discovered no dishwasher detergent an used reg dish liquid she had bubbles every where that took her forever to clean up. OHHHHHHHH an the water did not pump out of dishwasher either. I find this out 2 weeks later when I went to clean the top of door to dishwasher because it's dirty. This is when I found out what happened an DD was hoping it would be so long till I found the water in dishwaher that she could blame her 4 yr old sister.

Guess who cleaned the stinky water from dishwasher an had to wash all the dishes in the house for a year....

Same DD was 18 yrs old when she was vacuuming carpet an pushing power head nice an slow forward then jerking it backwards fast as she could, after watchin her a couple mins I went asked her what she was doing? She said The vacuum only sucks when it is going forward. I asked what part of this machine stops working when going backwards? She said It's just like a lawnmower it doesn't cut grass when pulled backwards. I told her once again how to vacuum an when she got done to meet me out back. Guess who ended up cutting an acre of grass pulling the lawnmower backwards just so she could learn it did work when pulled backwards.

Same DD mixed bleach an toliet bowl cleaner together an gassed herself out of her apartment when she was about 25 yrs old an preggers.

Then when baby was 18 months old she told me she could not wait till baby was old enough to do what she told him to do when she told him....

Then she told me the boy was potty trained at 4 because he asked for pull up before poopin in his pants.

They don't all out grow girl brain....

Same DD came telling me how smart her 2 yr old was I said They all smart till puberty sets in an they get boy or girl brain....

This is the same DD who at age 3 was peeing pants while playing outside an I made her wear them an she got sore so she went looking for diaper rash cream an found BenGay an used it....I'm still ROFL when I think about it......mean mommy I know.

This DD is my brain child very book smart not a lick of common sense...gave her own 2 boys ages 2 an 3 light sabors for Christmas an wondered why they was beating each other an breaking things in house with them.

 

[stinkerbelle's mom]

can I console you with the fact that he tried, and used some sort of soap? And did not just rinse them in water....

This would be my ds. He wasn't using a dishwasher, he was washing by hand.

A few weeks ago my DH put the groceries away. Later I found the ice cream sandwiches in the cabinet.

My dh put lettuce in the freezer.

Same DD mixed bleach an toliet bowl cleaner together an gassed herself out

Another one of my ds' mistakes. He actually passed out on the side of the tub, luckily dh walked by and found him.

 

[hedgehog2owl]

My grandma did this once. My mom was so mad at her. It made me sad.

Nothing to do do I guess but call him a knucklehead and:

run it on the rinse & drain cycle until therer were no bubbles coming out or inside the dishwasher anymore.

Just repeat until clear.