What's your funniest t-shirt?

[Narnian_Princess]

At least there's somebody I know here

You'll love it here. We're a wild, crazy bunch, but we're okay once you get to know us. And I'm tame compared to many of the people here...

 

[goofinoff]

My dh, who is balding, saw a shirt that said "The more hair I lose, the more head I get." (I hope that is alright here!!)

 

[ducklite]

I've got one that says:

It's Not A Phase

I wear it to concerts.

Anne

 

[DancinDaisyDuck]

I have a t-shirt that says "Reading is Sexy."

My sister has that one! She bought me one that says "Knitting is Knotty."

 

[parrothead365]

5 out of 4 pepole have trouble with fractions.

and

I love all of God's creatures... On the plate next to the potatos and gravy.

 

[HSMndLKfan92]

This might not sound funny, but, I have a shirt that says, "Blonde with a brain."

You must understand, I am often the most- laughed at person when I'm with my friends -- because I have too many blonde moments to remember.

 

[JR6ooo4]

Kill broccolli ~ stewy griffin, Family Guy

Printed on the front of another "stop reading my shirt"

Back when I raced RC cars
"Hold my trophy while I kiss your girlfriend"

Mikeeee

 

[goofinoff]

My friend has one that says "hot girls love the Red Sox" and her boyfriend has one that says "My 2 favorite teams are the Red Sox and anyone who beats the Yankees"
I love that one!!

 

[AZMickeyfans]

I have one with a picture of a cowbell on it and it reads "I need more cowbell" from the SNL skit with Will Ferrell and Christopher Walkin.

 

[gnbuggy]

I just got my DSS a shirt that says...
Thats How I Roll. (with a roll of toilet paper below it.)
Funny for us b/c I/we have been saying it all week.

 

[kennancat]

I probably shouldn't even admit to owning this shirt, because it clearly labels me as a geek when I have a shirt based on a physics joke.

Front of shirt: Schrödinger's cat is dead
Back of shirt: Schrödinger's cat is not dead

 

[Narnian_Princess]

I probably shouldn't even admit to owning this shirt, because it clearly labels me as a geek when I have a shirt based on a physics joke.

Front of shirt: Schrödinger's cat is dead
Back of shirt: Schrödinger's cat is not dead

LOL! Geeky is good!

 

[Fan2CSkr]

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

I have a favorite that says "whatever".

 

[HomeSweetDisney]

I don't own many "funny" shirts anymore. A lot of them are from when I was younger and they either A.) don't fit anymore or B.) are too raggedy to wear out.

But one that I have that I wear frequently says "Delaware...what state is that in again?" and there's an outline of Delware behind it. It always gets a laugh out of people when I wear it

 

[Kim in TN]

My favorite one growing up was on with kids sketching on it and it said
"Your ugly and your Mother dresses you funny.

 

[JikoMarie]

My favourite funny shir says: Talk nerdy to me. It has a picture of black rimmed glasses with tape over the bridge on the front. I was wearing it when I met my fiance for the very first time. I also own one that says: Angry nerds are cool. It has a picture of a very angry Bert from Sesame Street on it. And my first ever nerd shirt was: Nerds heart me.

 

[marybet]

My DH just got this one at the gift shop at Portofino Bay,

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

 

[crazyme5kids]

Three of my favorites were:

the name of a concert tour: Scaring The Children Tour

a trucking company: "I Love The Smell Of Diesel In The Morning."

and finally: 220/221 Whatever It Takes.

 

[julie_yet]

National Sarcasm Society: Like we need your help

P.S- First time posting on CB

LOL!! I've seen that shirt. I want to buy it for my SIL. Welcome, BTW!

I don't own any funny t-shirts but I just remembered a hat my brother used to wear that said "Cut yer mullet!"

 

[LadyyRedd]

The one I can think of offhand is has two naked little kids (cartoons) and you see the back of them. They are looking at each other and the boy is saying to the girl "No you can't touch mine, you already broke yours off".

Oh, I also thought of one a friend of mine gave me. It says

WANTED
A man with:
Money
Car
High powered sex drive
(must send photo of high powered sex drive)

Kimya