What's Your Favorite Line From A movie?

[d.kurz]

I missed this thread the first time around!

From Victor/Victoria

"Only a moron would give advice to a horse's as*"

 

[monalsw]

I have so many that I can't even recall them all right now but my one favorite is from "Double Jeopardy" with Tommy Lee Jones and Ashley Judd when she sees her husband and says "Hello Nick" ~ my ex-husband always calls that the "Hello Nick Movie"

"Hello Nick" from Double Jeopardy is the first one that came to mind, i love the movie and, especially, that scene!

also, from Tombstone- "I'm your huckleberry", by Val Kilmer.

 

[disnee15]

Robin: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeey Blinkin
Achoo-Did you just say Abe Lincoln?
Robin: No said heeeeeeey blinkin.

Rabbi- Nope, can't drink it, it's sacramental wine. We use it to bless things. (thinks for a second) Wait a second, theres birds here, theres trees here. Let's bless them all.

Bald guy from the Princess Bride: Inconseviable!

 

[chb]

I love in Point Of No Return with Bridget Fonda where she teaches her to say, "I never did mind about the little things." It's become my mantra.

 

[olena]

Field of Dreams-

Terence Mann: Ray, people will come Ray. They'll come to Iowa for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll turn up your driveway not knowing for sure why they're doing it. They'll arrive at your door as innocent as children, longing for the past. Of course, we won't mind if you look around, you'll say. It's only $20 per person. They'll pass over the money without even thinking about it: for it's money they have and peace they lack. And they'll walk out to the bleachers; sit in shirtsleeves on a perfect afternoon. They'll find they have reserved seats somewhere along one of the baselines, where they sat when they were children and cheered they're heroes. And they'll watch the game and it'll be as if they dipped themselves in magic waters. And the memories will be so thick they'll have to brush them away from their faces. People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again. Oh,.. people will come Ray. People will most definitely come.


From Jaws-

Brody: We're gonna need a bigger boat.

Brody: You heard him! Slow ahead! I can go slow ahead! Why don't you come down here and chum some of this ****! (shark pops out of water)


Bull Durham-

Annie Savoy: I believe in the Church of Baseball. I've tried all the major religions, and most of the minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I heard that, I gave Jesus a chance. But it just didn't work out between us. The Lord laid too much guilt on me. I prefer metaphysics to theology. You see, there's no guilt in baseball, and it's never boring... which makes it like sex. There's never been a ballplayer slept with me who didn't have the best year of his career. Making love is like hitting a baseball: you just gotta relax and concentrate. Besides, I'd never sleep with a player hitting under .250... not unless he had a lot of RBIs and was a great glove man up the middle. You see, there's a certain amount of life wisdom I give these boys. I can expand their minds. Sometimes when I've got a ballplayer alone, I'll just read Emily Dickinson or Walt Whitman to him, and the guys are so sweet, they always stay and listen. 'Course, a guy'll listen to anything if he thinks it's foreplay. I make them feel confident, and they make me feel safe, and pretty. 'Course, what I give them lasts a lifetime; what they give me lasts 142 games. Sometimes it seems like a bad trade. But bad trades are part of baseball -- now who can forget Frank Robinson for Milt Pappas, for God's sake? It's a long season and you gotta trust. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball.


Blues Brothers-

Jake Blues: I HATE Illinois Nazis!

Jake Blues: Ya see, me and the Lord have an understanding.

Any Star Wars movie: I've got a bad feeling about this.

 

[Magickndm]

A lot in Slap Shot, tho I can't post them here.

Holy Grail :
Who's that there?
I don't know... Must be a king...
Why?
He hasn't got sh** all over him.

(What I want on my tombstone) Help, help, I'm being repressed!

On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.


Airplane! :
Roger, Roger. What's our vector Victor?

Get me Ham on five, hold the Mayo.

Johnny, what can you make out of this?
[Hands him the weather briefing]
This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl ....

 

[palmtreegirl]

Here are some of mine-

"It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care." - Office Space

"I see dead people." -The Sixth Sense

"So you're from outer space?" "No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space." -Star Trek IV

"Why should we believe you?" "Because, unlike other Robin Hoods, I speak with an English accent." -Robin Hood: Men in Tights

"There's no crying in baseball!" -A League of Their Own

"We're on a mission from God." - The Blues Brothers

"May the force be with you." - Star Wars

 

[goofyme]

b/c i right my trip reports as clark griswald...this is a must:

"sorry folks, park's closed...moose out front should have told ya"

and another john candy classic moment,

"my doctor told me i swallow alot of aggression, along with a lot of pizza."

 

[ryanpatricksmom]

From Cousin Vinny:

Yeah, you blend!

From Steel Magnolias:

You know I love you like my luggage.

and

What separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize.

From Airplane:

I have a drinking problem.

From Terms of Endearment:

Now pull away real slow (as Flap hauls a** away from the house).

Alot of my other favorites have already been mentioned, but my all time is definitely that Jerry Maguire line, " You had me at hello."

 

[Disneynut11676]

Six Days, Seven Nights

Anne Heche(Robin) and Harrison Ford's (Quinn) characters talking about how old "Quinn" is:

Robin: "Fifty? No, well you still look good"
Quinn: "I still am good"

I don't know, there's just something about that whole scene that I just love, love, love!

Wizard of Oz
Scarecrow: "If I only had a brain"

 

[Nagle]

From Planes, Trains & Automobiles. " Those aren't pillows!!!!!"

Caddyshack. "Be the ball Danny."

" Cinderella story...."

 

[dizneegirl]

Risky Business:

"Sometimes you just have to say 'What the *@?!'"



'cause you know, if you can't say it, you can't do it...

 

[nsyncraider17]

from The Princess Bride (there's a lot because this is my favorite movie):
"We'll never survive!" "You only say that because no one ever has"

"My name is Inego Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

"Inconceivable!"

the wedding scene..."Mawiage is what brings us togeter today..."

from Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
"Ni!"

"You must bring us....a shrubbery!"

"There are those who call me...Tim"

the instructions for the Holy Hand Grenade "3 shall be the number of the counting, and the number of the counting shall be 3"

from LOTR: The Two Towers:
the scene at the very end about Samwise the Brave..."Now, Mr. Frodo, I was being serious!" "So was I, Sam"

 

[goofygirl]

"I'll be watching you, Focker."- Robert DeNiro in "Meet the Parents"


"Sometimes being a b**ch is all a woman has to hang on to."- Kathy Bates in "Delores Claiborne"

 

[Wilma Flintstone]

Can you hear me giggling all the way from sweltering Long Island? Thanks for this great thread.

Here goes:

"Welcome to the 90's, Mr. Bonks" (Martin Short as Franck in
"Father of the Bride")

"Excuse me but I ordered the LARGE cappuchino"
(Mike Myers from "So I Married An Axe Murderer", when handed an enormous cup of the hot stuff)


"But ya ARE Blanche, but ya ARE!" (Bette Davis to Joan Crawford in "What Ever Happened To Baby Jane")

--Movie Maven Wilma