What's with all the Cheerleaders?

[btass]

Not that I mind cheerleaders, they are great individuals! Sports games wouldn't be the same without them! But a few friends and I are trying to plan an adult trip to somewhere on the weekend of April 8th -
We tried Baltimore and there is a Cheering convention!
We tried Atlantic City - and there is a Cheering Convention!

Does anyone know somewhere between 3 and 4 hours of NYC without a Cheerleading convention in it?