What's the stupidest song you've ever heard?

[The Mystery Machine]

Did you know the artist that did "Short People" is the same artist that sang/wrote (not sure) "Toy Story" & "Monsters, Inc.". You know the gruff voice..ring a bell now?

 

[Serena]

I had to think a second, but you're right. MM

 

[Gail T AGAIN]

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, make and ugly wman your wife....YUCK, I cringe when I hear that one.

 

[Blondie]

That Sir Mix Alot song isn't a favorite either; I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny....

Although, I did think it was cute in Shrek!

 

[JohnTBap]

Originally posted by The Mystery Machine
Did you know the artist that did "Short People" is the same artist that sang/wrote (not sure) "Toy Story" & "Monsters, Inc.". You know the gruff voice..ring a bell now?

His name is Randy Newman.

 

[mrsdon]

I dont remember the name of the song, but it was something
I fall down and then i get up----- by chubawamba or something like that

 

[goofygirl]

Randy Newman's actually a great composer. If you even saw the movie "The Natural", you heard his great score.




Stupid songs:

"To All the Girls Ive Loved before"- Willie Nelson and Julio Igesias
All I can say is YUUUUUCCCKKK!

"Hello Goodbye"- Beatles. No lyrical creativity whatsoever.

 

[snoopy]

Been to the desert on a horse with no name, it felt good to get out of the rain, in the desert you can't remember your name but there ain't no one there to give you no pain.

Ugh.

America must have been on some seriously hard acid trip to have written that one.

 

[Blondie]

Snoopy, legend has it that A Horse With No Name is about an acid trip.

 

[mickey65]

The Telephone Song (I think that was the title..it was in the 70's) This is what I can remember of it.

Hey, baby, I'm your telephone man
You just show me where you want it and I'll put it where I can
I can put it in the bedroom, I can put it in the hall
I can put it in the bathroom, I can hang it on the wall
You can have it with a buzz, you can have it with a ring
And if you really want it you can have a ding-a-ling
Because-a hey baby, I'm your telephone man"

 

[SPAGo 98]

Drops of Jupiter SUCKS. worst song in recent times. i don't like the guy's voice, and the lyrics are just inane.

I am the Walrus - i love this song but what the heck is it about?

i'm actually listening to Da Da Da by Trio right now .. haha.

fish heads is an awesome song ..

 

[The Mystery Machine]

Telephone Song
Hey I remember that song!!! Hmmm have to go find it know.

 

[Serena]

I had forgotten about the telephone song too. It was catchy.

 

[CamColt]

Originally posted by mrsdon
I dont remember the name of the song, but it was something
I fall down and then i get up----- by chubawamba or something like that

Not the name of it, but... "I get knocked down, but I get up again, aint never gonna keep me down". That song was out when DS was learning to walk. Those lyrics actually made sense to me.

 

[Serena]

They made sense to me too.

 

[SPAGo 98]

tubthumping.. it makes sense, you just have to know what they're talking about.

 

[LIDisneyFan]

I didn't understand tubthumpting, but it was great in the gym while working out.

"Yummy Yummy Yummy" is the one that sticks out in my mind.

 

[LuvTigger]

Sadly, it seems that the songs with "dumb" lyrics are pretty catchy!

How about that Barbie song? How does it go...something like, "I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world..."

And one of the all-time best songs, YMCA. "It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A...you can get yourself clean, and you'll have a good time..." Who thinks it's "FUN" to stay at the YMCA????

And have you heard Macy Gray's song about the psychopath? I really like it, but the words...

Really, half the songs out there must've been written by people on drugs.

 

[DaveH]

Achy Breaky Heart. UGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!! Kill!!!

 

[Jeff in BigD]

Close To You by that Carpenter person.