Originally posted by missypie
I had a professor in college whose name was Dr. Balls. (Not Ball but Balls.) Fortunately, his first name was Jerry and not Harry.
At my sister's graduation, there was a girl whose first and middle name were "Precious Joy." I'm sure that sounded great when she was an infant, but imagine when her mom got mad at her. ("Precious Joy, you get in here!!!")
After all the names with unfortunate sexual connotations, here is a nice story: I have a business acquaintance whose last name was "Dick." When his daughter got to be junior high age, the teasing was just too much, so they legally changed the entire family's surname to "Dickson." If I had been dating him, I might have insisted on that before I married him, but at least he was willing to change his name for his daughter.
(I work with a guy with the last name of Crapster. He's about the sweetest guy you'd ever want to meet, but I fear that wouldn't have gotten past the first date with a name like that.)