What's the funniest thing....

[disneymagic16]

What's the funniest thing that's ever happend to you at Disney?

 

[johnsonet]

My DD(7), DN(6), DSIL and I saw some ducks having a "3-way" (if you'll excuse the phrase) outside the Boca Chica Lodge building at the GF!
We also saw a little boy urinating on a tree outside of Jungle Cruise

 

[disneymagic16]

that is too funny!

 

[MinnieM21]

At Disneyland, a bird took a dump on my head outside of Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.

 

[monkeyboy]

So many I have seen


A man in the restrooms at MK using the diaper changing table to make PB&J sandwiches.


YES he did have something under it

 

[Nickimouse]

While walking through the gift shop after the Norway ride(wow what a waste of time) Out of no where a little boy about 3,being carried by his mom, reached out and grabbed a hold of me. His mom had to pry him off of me. As his mother walked away I heard him crying, saying something like, but I love her.

 

[becka]

When my genius DH went up to a poor CM in the Norway pavilion to ask what something on his pin said. He had traded earlier in the day for a Lion King pin that had German on it. I guess he forgot which country he was in until she said (very nicely I may add) that she didn't know but maybe he could ask someone in the Germany pavilion. I thought I was going to die laughing once I realized what he did and how she responded. I think she was trying pretty hard not to laugh at DH.

DH has never lived that down and now everytime we visit the Norway pavilion I can't help but ask him "Excuse me, do you know what this says?".

 

[disneymagic16]

aww, thats sweet. and funny

 

[kasar]

Well this happened at DisneyLAND, so I hope it's still okay to post!

My oldest DD is a complete drama queen, she also went through a bit of a klutzy stage when her poor feet were growing much faster than the rest of her body. We were used to all kinds of falls and accidents and even though she would overreact, we usually could tell what was serious and what was being completely overblown (you moms out there know what I'm talking about).

On our way into DL about 3 years ago, she was walking backwards, talking a mile a minute and spinning around in excitement. She slipped on a slick spot (those darn Disney people like to keep things so clean!) and went into her normal dramatics. A castmember must have thought there MUST have been a broken bone or something by the reaction so out comes the nurse with a wheelchair and ice packs, the whole works. As they're getting ready to transport her to where? Mickey Hospital?, DD jumps up and asks if she can push her sister around in the wheelchair. The nurse's face was priceless.

They did give her a sticker which allowed her fast-pass status on Space Mountain though, so maybe that will be our plan next time!

 

[Viking]

Our funniest experience at a themepark was at Universal Studios:
We were waiting to board the Hulk-Rollercoaster. Right in front of us was a man of huge proportions.
Even though there is a seat in front of the ride's entrance where you can check if you fit into it, and despite the personnel's advice that he wouldn't be able to ride it, this guy insisted on 'his right to ride' So he sat down and tried to close the restraint, but it didn't snap in. As he insisted one of the USF-crew tried to press the bar down - it still didn't close. So he barked at another USF-guy to climb onto the bar to push it down.
He looked so funny with his head turning red from sucking in his gut, one guy pushing in front and the other one standing an top of the restraint. As all this took some time and the other guests started to become impatient, eventually a supervisor showed up and asked the guy to get out of the ride.
We and many other guests nearly bust a gut laughing, and even all the park employees present couldn't keep a straight face
This guy really asked for it

 

[phisigprincess]

Ok, I have 2, both from our first trip in 1993.

We were getting ready to ride the teacups, but the ride was being held up. Why? Because 4 people of larger proportions had wedged themselves into one teacup and now couldn't get out!!! They were laughing, the cast members were trying not to laugh.... I think about 4 cast members ended up helping them out. At least they could laugh at themselves.

The second was when we rode Splash Mountain for the first time ever. My mom was so scared, when we got to the big hill somehow she rolled her eyes so far down that she looked possessed. When we got the picture we were laughing so hard we were literally crying. My parents had to sit down they were laughing so hard. People kept trying to look over our shoulders cause we were carrying on so much! We still love that picture.

 

[stinkerbelle]

I'm not supposed to laugh about this...but we found it funny.
3 year old boy having a temper tantrun, turns around and lands a punch right in his fathers...well...you know. Poor guy.

Then...heheh...this is really evil of me to laugh about - but it was funny to us. Elderly man #1 is driving around MK on his electric scooter...oops..what's that he's towing? Why it's grandma in her "regular" wheel chair.

it just looked so odd...yet so funny at the same time

 

[Parkhopper]

My funniest was on the Tower of Terror. There was a young African American male in his twenties on the ride with us. He was big and muscular like a football player. After the first drop, he began to scream like a girl. We first thought he was kidding until he screamed "we're all going to DIE!"

When we got off the ride, we looked at the picture and the look of pure terror on his face was sooooo funny that we almost wet ourselves laughing.

We now look at each other before getting on the TOT and say (quietly) "we're going to die"

Suzi

 

[experiment626mom]

Nikkimouse you must be quite something to look at, if you get that kind of response!!!LOL

 

[SC Minnie]

Me dancing the Can-Can during Hoop Dee Do Revue.

 

[Shugardrawers]

Our funniest experience at a themepark was at Universal Studios:
We were waiting to board the Hulk-Rollercoaster. Right in front of us was a man of huge proportions.
Even though there is a seat in front of the ride's entrance where you can check if you fit into it, and despite the personnel's advice that he wouldn't be able to ride it, this guy insisted on 'his right to ride' So he sat down and tried to close the restraint, but it didn't snap in. As he insisted one of the USF-crew tried to press the bar down - it still didn't close. So he barked at another USF-guy to climb onto the bar to push it down.
He looked so funny with his head turning red from sucking in his gut, one guy pushing in front and the other one standing an top of the restraint. As all this took some time and the other guests started to become impatient, eventually a supervisor showed up and asked the guy to get out of the ride.
We and many other guests nearly bust a gut laughing, and even all the park employees present couldn't keep a straight face
This guy really asked for it

I'm sorry, I just don't see what's so funny about a man being humiliated in public. Even if it was obvious he wouldn't fit and should have known that.

 

[tmq2766]

These are soooo funny!

 

[Mysteria]

Me being brought on stage at the luau to dance with the half naked luau men. Now I'm not a total introvert but....good thing for the wine being included in the price or I would have been blushing a lot.

Myst

 

[DisneyAddict_M]

While walking through the gift shop after the Norway ride(wow what a waste of time) Out of no where a little boy about 3,being carried by his mom, reached out and grabbed a hold of me. His mom had to pry him off of me. As his mother walked away I heard him crying, saying something like, but I love her.

Awww, love at first sight.

My mother rented an electric scooter at Epcot and kept running into people, since she couldn't figure out how to steer it, but that was embarassing, not funny.

At Tinkerbell's Treasures, dd was in her stroller holding a cup of soda. It was near closing time, so the store was almost deserted. After a few minutes of browsing around, I looked down and noticed that dd's soda had dripped all over the store (through the hole in the floor of the stroller), so there was a trail following us. It looked like we were leaving a trail of breadcrumbs, lol. The CM who was cleaning up told dd that she would have to stay after closing and help him clean up the mess. She looked up at me horrified, so I volunteered myself for the job.

 

[Viking]

I'm sorry, I just don't see what's so funny about a man being humiliated in public. Even if it was obvious he wouldn't fit and should have known that.

Thanks for proving once more that political correctness sucks