What's on Your Copy/Paste Part 3

[Pancakes]

Rule 17: Don't turn your back on bears, men you have wronged or the dominant Turkey during mating season. There are 40 rules all Shrute boys must learn before the age of 5. [sings] Learn your rules, you better learn your rules. If you don't you'll be eaten in your sleep! Hah!

 

[Mrs. Chamberlain]

 

[StitchfansJr]

rt: @randomxninjax3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GT6Md80ndac 193 more views, I think? Help!

 

[MuskratSusie]

See no evil, hear no evil, do no evil.
Evil=board D:

 

[MuskratSusie]

 

[MuskratSusie]

Why Women Shouldn't Take Men Shopping.


Dear Mrs. Samuel,

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Samuel, are listed below and are
documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
   
2. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money.
   
3. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.
   
4. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
   
5. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.
   
6. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.
   
7. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his
8. nose.
   
9. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
   
10. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.
    
11. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.
    
12. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
    
13. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'
    
    And last, but certainly not least:
    
14. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out.

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LOLZ

 

[K-Shong99]

Elimination Chamber for the WWE Title
Sheamus vs. Randy Orton vs. Kofi Kingston vs. Ted DiBiase vs. Triple H vs. John Cena

Elimination Chamber for the World Heavyweight Title
Undertaker vs. CM Punk vs. R-Truth vs. John Morrison vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Chris Jericho

WWE Intercontinental Title Match
Drew McIntyre vs. Kane

WWE Divas Title Match
Maryse vs. Gail Kim

 

[MuskratSusie]

http://pixarwallpapers.blogspot.com/

 

[AmandaSparks730]

“Good luck Tara!!!!!!!11” everyone cried.

 

[Disney Princess Elli]

Eleanor *mylastname* i love how in one atl song it says 'too much of you is never enough' but then in another it says 'too much of anything is too much' xD

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lol, fb status xD

 

[LondonUnderground]

http://happyjusttodancewithyou.tumblr.com/

 

[DramaGirl]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoWfambAi6A

 

[MuskratSusie]

 

[Disney Princess Elli]

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[AliceinHalloweentown]

http://www.**************/id/1267772440.png

 

[MuskratSusie]

 

[MuskratSusie]

 

[MuskratSusie]

The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody

 

[StitchfansJr]

The Internet's Largest and Friendliest Disney Community

 

[Disney Princess Elli]

Epic Win 'A girl named Penny Lane goes to my school, and I finally got the guts up to ask her if she likes The Beatles. She said she likes them fine, but wishes her parents hadn’t so much. IMMD.'