"What's cornography?"

[AustinTink]

DS had to watch "the video" in middle school today. He said, "They talked about cornography, or was that the word?"

Lord help me!

 

[Goofyluver]

You should write that one down somewhere.

 

[AustinTink]

I did! I'll remember that one forever!

BTW, I said it was magazines of corn cobs without their husks!!

 

[wdwiala]

I did! I'll remember that one forever!

BTW, I said it was magazines of corn cobs without their husks!!

 

[Liberty Belle]

I think that would be 70's porn.

 

[FredinFL]

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[shortbun]

Very cute. I hope you managed to keep a straight face and tell him. I'd have been pinching myself until I was bruised to keep from laughing. Ahh, the innocence will soon go away. My son and his friend just learned a new word/act today. They are in shock. They came to me for the true story; I texted the friend's mom for permission, then I cleared a few things up.

 

[AustinTink]

Very cute. I hope you managed to keep a straight face and tell him. I'd have been pinching myself until I was bruised to keep from laughing. Ahh, the innocence will soon go away. My son and his friend just learned a new word/act today. They are in shock. They came to me for the true story; I texted the friend's mom for permission, then I cleared a few things up.

I did keep a straight face. We talked seriously for a few minutes, then it was clear he had enough! Me too!

 

[FINFAN]

You- know- what in a cornfield? oh yeah, that's gotte be entered into you baby book or whatever you may keep

 

[Imzadi]

You- know- what in a cornfield? oh yeah, that's gotte be entered into you baby book or whatever you may keep

Maybe show him pics of those corn mazes. . . but don't explain why the corn may be moving around by itself in another part of the field.