What to put on home made T-Shirts?

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We are leaving this Wed for the world. I have put off making the T-Shirts for about six months. My goal is to embarrass the heck out of my party. I am persuasive to get everyone to wear them. The party is Me 31M, Ex wife 30, our DS4 and our moms - both. Wierd, I know but let me know what you think about what to put on the shirts. I will be using a collage creator and the iron ons. Thanks for the help.
Scott