What should I do and think and feel?

[Sthronds]

Does anyone else find this disturbing: ???

Very much!

I'm offended that nobody told me there were new smilies! What the heck is this?

 

[imsorry]

I still want to know what he's got here:

 

[mommaU4]

I'm offended that nobody told me there were new smilies! What the heck is this?

ME!! In my fancy sweatpants, you know the ones with the suspenders, with all my goo on and my hair done up real purty. I just didn't put my picture in my sig because I'm too cute!!!

 

[imsorry]

ME!! In my fancy sweatpants, you know the ones with the suspenders, with all my goo on and my hair done up real purty. I just didn't put my picture in my sig because I'm too cute!!!

did you see me standing right next to you?

 

[Briarmom]

I still want to know what he's got here:

I know what it is.

But don't have it with moonshine.
You all were invited over for chili, but no one came.
I am offended.

If you have some of this you will want lots of this

 

[GoofyDad869]

You all were invited over for chili, but no one came.
I am offended.

We couldn't get enough people together to make blimp-pooling work. Sorry.

Now I got the munchies for some reason...

 

[JerryMoCricketsGal]

I just didn't put my picture in my sig because I'm too cute!!!

Since I don't speak english real proper, i could have used 'cute' wrong in my other posts...lolol

Maybe what I was trying to say was 'people that don't live in vans by the river and are rich with running water and are able to go to fancy places like Walmart to shop shouldn't put their pics in their posts"...

I'm just glad i'm too fat (ask momma, she's the one that always calls me fat) to put my pic in my post....lol

By the way, what is this 'toilet paper' you all speak of? Is that the stuff that those fancy port o' potty's have????

Moonshine = the lovely glow off my heiney while i'm washing my one pair of pants in the river...lol

I'm also offended that Pavlov offends goofydad.

 

[mommaU4]

Since I don't speak english real proper, i could have used 'cute' wrong in my other posts...lolol

Maybe what I was trying to say was 'people that don't live in vans by the river and are rich with running water and are able to go to fancy places like Walmart to shop shouldn't put their pics in their posts"...

I'm just glad i'm too fat (ask momma, she's the one that always calls me fat) to put my pic in my post....lol

By the way, what is this 'toilet paper' you all speak of? Is that the stuff that those fancy port o' potty's have????

Moonshine = the lovely glow off my heiney while i'm washing my one pair of pants in the river...lol

I'm also offended that Pavlov offends goofydad.

You know what? When I said that (about the cute pic in the sig) I didn't even know you started that thread!!! I just remembered reading it so I threw that in there. When I read your post above I had to go back and check because at first I couldn't figure out what you were talking about. OMG, people are going to think we really hate each other!!

And I never called you fat! You are going to ruin my rep as a sweet innocent angel who doesn't have a mean bone in her body! Then people will know the truth. That I'm a horrible nasty witch who spends her free time cooking up evil potions...ahem, I mean chili. Mmmmm, gotta love that chili.

BTW, your definition of moonshine explains alot....

 

[mommaU4]

Now I got the munchies for some reason...

Cheetos anyone?

 

[taximomfor4]

I know what it is.

But don't have it with moonshine.
You all were invited over for chili, but no one came.
I am offended.

If you have some of this you will want lots of this

Sorry, the Blimp never showed to pick me up...I thought we had all decided to Blimp-pool in order to save money (and so we qualified for the Blimp-pool lane). The no-show blimp has offended me. I had to sit at home eating fiber-rich bananas, stirring my moonshine and watching Pavlov's dog and GoofyDad869 drool whenever the timer went off. Now gotta waste my yucky, rainy Monday mopping dog-drool and GoofyDad drool off the floor, while I wait for the Blimp-finance guy to call back with my credit-check results. Gonna finance my OWN blimp.

 

[GoofyDad869]

Sorry, the Blimp never showed to pick me up...

We DID show up, but we thought it would be funnier to do ring-n-run (teehee)

Plus, I got the blimp customized with a beotchin' sky paint job, big old fart pipe exhaust, and a neon underbody kit. I B stylin' n profilin', 2 Da G. Fo shizzle. U dint C me?

 

[Briarmom]

We DID show up, but we thought it would be funnier to do ring-n-run (teehee)

Plus, I got the blimp customized with a beotchin' sky paint job, big old fart pipe exhaust, and a neon underbody kit. I B stylin' n profilin', 2 Da G. Fo shizzle. U dint C me?

I am offended that I understand that.

 

[taximomfor4]

We DID show up, but we thought it would be funnier to do ring-n-run (teehee)

Plus, I got the blimp customized with a beotchin' sky paint job, big old fart pipe exhaust, and a neon underbody kit. I B stylin' n profilin', 2 Da G. Fo shizzle. U dint C me?

Darn, thought I was having a bad trip. (residual effects, you know.)

 

[SnowWhite33]

!@#% server....

I'm offended that this is the 1st post out of 4 that has actually posted...

I'd like to post a poll ......

I think I need

 

[KAMommy]

Oooooooo this thread is going to go to a dark place......

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GoofyDad869 posting....

Waaaay back on post #11 this was foretold. What a long strange trip it's been. Methinks we have (had) a Jr. Nostradamus (tm) on our hands. I think we need to start telling each others fortunes. I mean, since we've also taked about psychology too.

I don't like to tell my deepest darkest secrets to complete strangers over a public forum, so I'll start with something small and insignificant. Myself, I've been having a recurring dream of kissing (OK, french-kissing) a cheese grater while being spanked by a well-Vaselined(tm) Richard Simmons while humming "You Light Up My Life". He's humming have you EVER tried to hum while kissing a cheese grater?

Can anybody tell me what that means?


"Forgot" to log in as myself. Freudian slip?

 

[JerryMoCricketsGal]

Waaaay back on post #11 this was foretold. What a long strange trip it's been. Methinks we have (had) a Jr. Nostradamus (tm) on our hands. I think we need to start telling each others fortunes. I mean, since we've also taked about psychology too.

I don't like to tell my deepest darkest secrets to complete strangers over a public forum, so I'll start with something small and insignificant. Myself, I've been having a recurring dream of kissing (OK, french-kissing) a cheese grater while being spanked by a well-Vaselined(tm) Richard Simmons while humming "You Light Up My Life". He's humming have you EVER tried to hum while kissing a cheese grater?

Can anybody tell me what that means?

Not sure what that means, but, I did just try to google it and it came up as porn so now the feds are looking for me and my van by the river!!

 

[pattyT]

 

[taximomfor4]

Not sure what that means, but, I did just try to google it and it came up as porn so now the feds are looking for me and my van by the river!!

Well, as long as they see this thread, we will all have to be diagnosed with mental illnesses....Pavlovian Complex (*drool*drool*) anyone? ug:
It is probably a residual effect from our habits during the '60's. I don't remember much from then ...as I was not yet born. But I know "too much LDS in the '60's" (Trekkies, anyone?) fried a lot of brain cells permanently . Since those days, vegging out to the 'puter with a cup o' java has given many of us the semi-ability to function day to day. Good thing jobs don't expect us to WORK!

 

[GoofyDad869]

But I know "too much LDS in the '60's" (Trekkies, anyone?) fried a lot of brain cells permanently

LDS? Latter Day Saints? What do they have to do with this? I'm offended by that suggestion YOU just made!

Nobody's got any dream interpretations for me? Sheesh, I share one little, kind of personal, niggly little detail and people are treating me like I'm ! EVERYBODY on the DIS offends me!

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

LDS? Latter Day Saints? What do they have to do with this? I'm offended by that suggestion YOU just made!

Now I am offended that you are offended by the speak of LDS. Perhaps you do not really know what LDS means