What should I do and think and feel?

[Briarmom]

Wait are YOU saying that there's something wrong with having too much brunch, because I LOVE brunch. And if your saying there's something wrong with brunch, that means that your flaming me for loving brunch and your saying I'm a moron....I'm offended! Hmmmph! (crosses arms and stomps away pouting).

How many cocktails do you have with brunch?

 

[imsorry]

could you please stop talking about the whales and camilla.. i'm offended..

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?? I was waiting behind that darn lounge for MONTHS waiting for you!!

 

[L107ANGEL]

I am offended that you mentioned fiber to me. My dear old Dad was killed while hunting fiber in a freak accident

 

[Ziva]

How many cocktails do you have with brunch?

OK, what is YOUR problem missy, now your calling me an alcoholic!? Well I never..........Hmmph!

 

[Briarmom]

OK, what is YOUR problem missy, now your calling me an alcoholic!? Well I never..........Hmmph!

Well, I am offended that you changed your siggy. I think that was you. I have jet lag. Please don't flame me. I am not against jets.

 

[GoofyDad869]

My dear old Dad was killed while hunting fiber in a freak accident

Do freaks get offended by the term 'freak accident'? What if it was done on purpose, by the freak.

Everyone knows fiber hunting season is very short. It happens on Feb. 29 of every year. That's also peak season at WDW. A lot of people don't know that. It's a common misconception. What's an 'uncommon misconception'? Would it be something like somebody believing my Mom was killed by falling whales? She wasn't. She's really alive!!! I had y'all going there for awhile. Whew. I was starting to lose it, keeping together that particular pack of lies.

I wonder if she had a banana at brunch though...

 

[Ziva]

Well, I am offended that you changed your siggy. I think that was you. I have jet lag. Please don't flame me. I am not against jets.

Well I'm offended that your offended that I changed my siggy. Oh and BTW I hate jets and think anyone who likes them is a total moron. Blimps are much better, wait is that Camilla I see?

 

[imsorry]

I am offended that you mentioned fiber to me. My dear old Dad was killed while hunting fiber in a freak accident

May I copy your siggy? Would that offend you? Would it offend other people? Do we care?

My head is spinning

 

[Briarmom]

Well I'm offended that your offended that I changed my siggy. Oh and BTW I hate jets and think anyone who likes them is a total moron. Blimps are much better, wait is that Camilla I see?

You can take a blimp to Paris? Who has the time for that?
Look, I'm just saying your former siggy was more pleasing to my eye. Sorry if I offend anyone who thinks cartoons are hotties.

 

[Ziva]

Do freaks get offended by the term 'freak accident'? What if it was done on purpose, by the freak..

I'm freak and now you've hurt my feelings. I need Pixie dust-Stat!

 

[imsorry]

Do freaks get offended by the term 'freak accident'? What if it was done on purpose, by the freak.

Everyone knows fiber hunting season is very short. It happens on Feb. 29 of every year. That's also peak season at WDW. A lot of people don't know that. It's a common misconception. What's an 'uncommon misconception'? Would it be something like somebody believing my Mom was killed by falling whales? She wasn't. She's really alive!!! I had y'all going there for awhile. Whew. I was starting to lose it, keeping together that particular pack of lies.

I wonder if she had a banana at brunch though...

you are my new hero
may i buy you a banana daiquiri with a bran muffin chaser?

 

[GoofyDad869]

Blimps are much better

I have jet lag

Now you're BOTH discriminating against people with blimp lag!

Moderators! Close this thread NOW!

 

[Ziva]

You can take a blimp to Paris? Who has the time for that?
Look, I'm just saying your former siggy was more pleasing to my eye. Sorry if I offend anyone who thinks cartoons are hotties.

Well since I'm independently wealthy I have the time and stop insulting cartoons, Speed racer was hot.

 

[GoofyDad869]

Sorry if I offend anyone who thinks cartoons are hotties.

I think Jessica Rabbit is a hottie. She could 'post my poll' if you know what I mean...

 

[Ziva]

I think Jessica Rabbit is a hottie. She could 'post my poll' if you know what I mean...

 

[Briarmom]

I think Jessica Rabbit is a hottie. She could 'post my poll' if you know what I mean...

This is completely offensive to people who don't know what you mean.

 

[SnowWhite33]

I myself, find Briarmom's signature pic to be wonderful and think that it should be the mandadory signature pic for everone on Dis.

 

[GoofyDad869]

homonyms. Learn 'em, love 'em. Oops, I meant homophone.

Now, 'pole' would HAVE been offensive.

There's that dang banana smilie again. Get it AWAY!
Oops, I forgot my Mom is still alive. Did you know bananas are high in FIBER?

 

[Ziva]

This is completely offensive to people who don't know what you mean.

You would think that. Well I think we need to agree to disagree on everything, why can't we all just get along? Where's that pixie dust I asked for!?!

 

[MaryAnnDVC]

This and all other threads should be closed only after *I* express my opinion and then call for it to be closed immediately to all other opinions.