What PMS really means

[DaisyDebbie]

What PMS Means:

Pass My Shotgun

Psychotic Mood Shift

Perpetual Munching Spree

Puffy Mid-Section

People Make Me Sick

Provide Me with Sweets

Pardon My Sobbing

Pimples May Surface

Pass My Sweatpants

Plainly; Men Stink

Pack My Stuff

 

[EROS]

This post is definitely better off coming from a WOMAN than a MAN ......

 

[Saffron]

LOL! Yup, it sure does mean all of those things!

 

[DaisyDebbie]

What are you trying to say Eros?

 

[EROS]

How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?


One.

Only ONE!!

And do you know WHY?

Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb!

They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!

They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.

And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS!

But if they did, by some miracle, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!

AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!

WHY? BECAUSE NO-ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!

IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12' DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE.

THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS #@*$!#@!... HOUSE!

I'm sorry...what did you ask me?

 

[EROS]

P.S............... I can't imagine HEIDI with pms ......

 

[glo]

EROS!!!!
That is hysterical...I am sorry sounds like me at my worse....

 

[DaisyDebbie]

Yikes! I'm sorry I asked EROS. But it does kinda sound familiar......

 

[JulesMom]

 

[CathyCanada]

Right on, EROS!!

And you too, DD!!! Most of those apply to me.
CC

 

[Tony-NJ]

stay away from EROS at pms time!

 

[Disney Doll]

PMS(honest to God!!) are my initials, which is why you'll never see me with monogrammed anything.

 

[UncleKyle]

LOL EROS!!!! Keep the faith buddy...it'll always be an uphill battle.

 

[Pooh Girl 71]

My boss got a sweathirt for Christmas that has

PMS Purchase More Shoes.....very apt for her

 

[Poohbear123]

I feel your pain.......

 

[DaisyDebbie]

I really like PMS=purchase more shoes

 

[missymouse3367]

This is so funny. My DD and I were just talking aabout it today.