I was fifteen minutes late to every single day of Kindergarten because I insisted on watching the showcase showdown.
My favorite toy was the typewriter. My boyfriend, Jason, got caught kissing Lindsay Campbell's cheek on the playground. I was mega mad. We broke up very traumatically. I told my mother that I wanted the theme for my birthday party to be teddy bear wedding reception. We had a fake wedding in class and then we had teddy bear cookies instead of cake.
The school has an indoor pool downstairs from the Kindergarten classroom. One day, they left the classroom door propped open, and I escaped. They took attendance = no Dana. They called the police and searched the school. The officer found me in the pool playing with the second graders. I had changed into my bathing suit and put on my swimmies. I had to go to the police station with my mother to have a "very stern talk" about how escaping from Kindergarten was against the law.
I went to Sharon Tinsch's birthday party and rode the zip line. They told me to let go before we got to the end. I chickened out, didn't let go, and crashed into her neighbor's house at full speed. I broke my arm and got to wear a hot pink cast for three months, which was just the coolest.