What job would you *NOT* want at Disney?

[PALionKingfan]

I have seen many threads about what everyone's dream job would be at WDW and it got me thinking. I know everyone on here loves Disney. With that said it doesn't matter how much we love it there are jobs that we ultimately would not do, even if it was at/for Disney. For me, I would not want to work at the Tomorrowland Speedway. Standing in the hot sun on that hot asphalt smelling the exhaust from those cars and yelling at kids (and some adults) to not bump the car in front of you all day. It just sounds like a miserable working environment. So I ask you fellow Disboarders, what job would you never want to do at Disney and why?

 

[ShayBells]

Dream Job: Tinker Bell!!!

Job I wouldn't want: fur suits I believe they are called. Any of the characters in suits. I'm from the north and hate heat and get heat stroke very easily. I'd die in those things!!

:good vibes:

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[dayvewc]

As a cook in any of the quick service restaurants. For starters, I can't cook and so I doubt Disney would want me giving guests food poisoning. Secondly, I can't stand the smell of cooking oil - it gives me respiratory problems.

 

[alizesmom]

Any job in housekeeping.

 

[SulleyGirl]

A broad list:

1) No housekeeping at all.

2) No jobs that involve being in the sun all day.

3) No maintenance jobs.

 

[larryz]

I can't think of one...

I'd or or

I'd even or or maybe even

 

[disneysophie]

Nothing that involves cleaning after people

 

[fbarker]

mmm
cleaning the bathrooms
cleaning up in restaurants

other than that I would do anything else

 

[sewmess]

I can't think of one...

I'd or or

I'd even or or maybe even

Ditto for me. Although I don't think I'd do well at

 

[FamilyGuy]

If I were independently wealthy (not having to worry about paying the bills), I would love anything position that primarily interacts with the guests.

So, to answer the original q, I would not enjoy any position where I am not in constant contact with guests!

 

[kapoof]

I would not want to work on any rides, or clean the bathrooms.

 

[Random Ninja]

I wouldn't want to do housekeeping or anything that gets me within 50ft of a restaurant (any restaurant).

 

[FloridaChick]

The CM who picks up after the horses on Main Street...

 

[Sphinx610]

Cleaning and cooking go without saying. I e had my fair share of food service jobs. I've paid my dues! The most terrifying job HaS to be the person who has to repair the water rides in the wetsuits. No THANK YOU! Freaky!

 

[theelfqueen]

I don't wanna be the person who has to go through ride photos and decide if people are being vulgar/inappropriate and make their photo not show up.

 

[Maggie7313]

I would hate to be a Jungle Cruise operator! I'm very shy and hate being in the spotlight. Cracking jokes while steering a boat around to the back side of water would push me over the edge.

I want to work at HM so I can avoid small talk.

 

[lodge]

IT department

 

[Planogirl]

I would not want to work in Guest Services and have to deal with the public all day. People are so ridiculous and demanding nowadays.

 

[tzeitel]

The Speedway is a good one! A good one in the bad sense Just standing in line waiting to get in the cars makes me nauseous, I cannot imagine working there all day in the FL heat!

 

[ladynmom94]

IT department

This! Lol