Well, let me start this by telling you I do not cook. I find it a chore, like my food dry and burned. My dh does all the cooking much to the delight of my dd-14 and ds-10.
BUT, on Sundays we always have "Family Breakfast"-usally more in the fall/winter than Spring/summer since we run out to softball/baseball games on the weekend in Spring/Summer, Karate, etc. and I always "help" my dh cook.
Anyway, since my dd was young enough to understand me, I've always said
"mom is making my famous toast". Now, I get requests for my "famous toast" whenever we eat breakfast

Sometimes I burn it a little more than usual by mistake but I still get requests
This morning I was called out of bed to "make my famous toast" since the bacon was almost ready. Up I got. I could not disappoint
Ingredients:
Toast
Butter
I too can only handle no more than 3 ingredients or I loose interest