What is your favorite MOnsters, INC joke?

[mickeyluv'r]

Just wondering if anyone has any funny jokes that were sent in during a show they saw, or jokes they sent in themselves, or ones they were considering...

I wonder if maybe we could even come up with a DIS joke - i.e. a joke that would secretly reveal that a DISer is in the audience! How fun would that be!

 

[Tnkrbelle565]

We've now seen Monsters, Inc several times and there appears to be at least 3 different versions of it. So we've heard most of the jokes over and over! But they are still cute. DD was picked as the "princess" from the audience and for the rest of the day we ran into people who called her the "princess of Massachusetts" She loved every minute of it.

Love the idea of a Dis joke.. anyone have any jokes about the Fockers or lime green?

 

[kaybird]

"what did one snow man say to the other snow man?"





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"Do you smell carrots?"

 

[CdnDisneyLuvr]

"what did one snow man say to the other snow man?"





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"Do you smell carrots?"

 

[DJ Disney Kid]

I absolutely LOVE this attraction! Its in my top 3!

 

[Tinkertini]

I was put on the big screen thing for almost an entire "monster" segment - and the monster made me say funny phrases and make funny faces. Everyone else seemed to think it was very funny, I don't know how I really felt about it. But I played along, and my family thinks it was funny

 

[airman]

"that guy"

 

[NurseJamie]

"what did one snow man say to the other snow man?"





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"Do you smell carrots?"

You just made my night. Love it!

 

[ms*mountaineer]

"what did one snow man say to the other snow man?"





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"Do you smell carrots?"

 

[Timon-n-Pumbaa Fan]

How do you make a hanky dance?
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Put a little boogie in it!

 

[Timon-n-Pumbaa Fan]

More clean jokes here....

http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=1722238

 

[OhioStateBuckeye]

Not really a joke from there, but I went to the attraction right before MK closed, I had been there all day and I was pretty tired and out of it. They put my picture up on the video screen while people were seating. I kept blinking and looking around and asked my BF if he saw that bright light (the light that they put on you when you are on screen). He pointed at the screen and under my face it said "no idea where she is'. It was true...I had no idea I was on camera, and I was pretty out of it. Those guys are good at spotting people in the audience to fill the captions.

 

[Disneydancer315]

Why did Tigger look in the toilet....wait for it...
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He was looking for Pooh!!

 

[Lynn5700]

Why did Tigger look in the toilet....wait for it...
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He was looking for Pooh!!

LMAO!!!!! I love this attraction!!!

 

[Bounce_Tigger]

One of my jokes got chosen last year:
What do you call chips that don't belong to you?

Na-chos!

 

[IHEARTNY]

"that guy"

Agreed.

 

[laurenluvsdisney]

"that guy"

That's my favorite also. I don't know if they change their material from show to show, but I liked when one of the monsters received a phone call and before he hung up he said "I love you, too." It turns out he was talking to "that guy."