Buckle up, folks...this could get bumpy!
1) Dole Whips. For those of you who don't like dole whips, I say...GOOD! They're mine! Stay away! Those of you haven't tried yet...you can have one. But, if you want more, you have to buy them from me after I perfect my Dolewhippinator...and take over the tri-state area!
2) Adults only. I support the idea of adults only days, but to be fair, we should also have kids only days. Sure, it'll probably turn out like "Lord of the Flies", but you can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs, am I right, folks?
3) I love those of you who still refer to DHS as MGM and the TTA as the Wed-way peoplemover. I've been going to WDW since 1976, so I can relate...but, you just don't go far enough. From here on, I vow to...
a) Refer to POR as "Dixie Landings"
b) Refer to MS as Horizons
c) Refer to Buzz Lightyear as Delta Dreamflight
d) Refer to AK as "that large grove of orange trees".
4) I have "accidentally"

knocked over kids on wheelies. Not at WDW (yet...), but at local malls and such. I'm a big guy, with broad shoulders, and look a little...unstable. I usually follow this maneuver by loudly announcing "Whoopsie! Gotta be more careful, kiddo!"
5) When I ride BTMRR, I sing "Ghost Riders in the Sky" quietly to myself.
6) When I ride IASW, I sing along. Loudly. And off-key. I've gotten some dirty looks, but I've been to Yankee Stadium in full Red Sox regalia. There's nothing that's gonna be said to me at WDW that'll raise my eyebrows.
7) I don't judge anyone else in the park. Not CM's or fellow guests. I have no idea what they're going through. Sure, that meltdown might be caused by being hot, tired or overwhelmed...or maybe they've just lost their job. Or a loved one. I don't own WDW. I don't get to tell people they have to be happy every moment they're here.
8) Those WDW Turkey Legs? They're made from people.
9) I haven't had a vacation in 10 years, but back then I realized that Universal had greatly narrowed the gap to WDW. Now, 10 years later, I'm more excited about the Universal part of my December trip than the WDW portion.
10) I like to tell my friends' kids that I'm the guy who shot Bambi's mother.