What is the funniest thing your kid said (or you heard a kid say) while in a Disney Park?

[Bethislucy]

I don't know who the kid was but we were waiting to get on Big Thunder Mountain as the train pulled in this little guy and his dad was in the car we would be getting into and as it cam to a stop he let out this long exhale and said "this is the wildest ride in the wilderness" cracked us up.

 

[Piglet843]

Not terribly funny per se - but Cute nonetheless.
On our DS(4)'s first trip to Disney World, he struggled with a few Names.
He called Rafiki > "Fa-riki"
He called EPCOT > EP-A-COT

And, even several years later, those two shall always be known as Fariki and EPACOT any time they are discussed

 

[keh422]

We were arriving on the Magical Express last week, and there was a very excited little boy sitting behind us. We drove through the main gates, and the dad (or whoever he was) said, "We're at Disney World!" A couple of minutes later, the kid said, "This is NOT Disney World. No boats, no bridges, no buildings!"

 

[Boopuff]

At Christmas: My 27 yr old DD saw me walk up with the lighted “tree lights” necklace... she yelled “ hey were are my fun things! Did you get me some fun things?.” I died laughing, so did many people around us... we make fun of her “fun things” to this day , and yes she got “fun things” Kids....lol

 

[MiketheGrate]

We just got back from our Thanksgiving week trip and my favorite thing was my 7 year old son asking us every day what we were going to "rope dominate" that day.

 

[CBMom01]

We just got back from our Thanksgiving week trip and my favorite thing was my 7 year old son asking us every day what we were going to "rope dominate" that day.

I like your kid’s style.