I would like to have a combination position, invented for me with my knowledge and experience related to both Disney and being a CPA with extensive internal audit experience.
The job title would be "Freelance Internal Auditor, Devil's Advocate, and Announcer That the Emperor is Not Wearing Any Clothes". I would be a direct report to Meg, the President of WDW.
My duties would be to go into all of the Parks and Resorts, in costume as a Tourist. I would observe what is going on, and talk to both Guests and other Cast Members. I would report back as to what needs improvement, and suggest ways that these improvements can be made.
I would also have the opportunity to review marketing plans prior to implementation, to see what has not been considered (such as the fiasco with the 15/12 AP renewals cutoff date) before public announcement.
Unfortunately this position does not exist, so I have to just stick with Guest Relations, Ticketing, and Greeter.