What I found under the old stove at the new house...

[WebmasterJohn]

Had the new stove delivered to the new house today - one step closer to being ready to move in!!!

But, when they removed the old stove there were two dead/petrified Gecko's and 36 cents in change amongst the dirt and dust bunnies. This got me thinking about what the previous owners may have been up to:

1. They were into illegal Gecko-racing and gambling on it.
2. The Geico Lizard sent his goons to collect their insurance premium and met an untimely end
3. She was a REALLY bad cook

Whatever the scenario it was a disturbing site......

 

[darrengs]

Sounds like a car insurance advertisement gone bad.

 

[skunkvette]

Stove??

Oh, you mean the leftover warmer upper thing.

Congrats on getting closer to moving in.

 

[sayhello]

Sounds like a car insurance advertisement gone bad.

Sayhello

 

[roomthreeseventeen]

Gecko floating craps game gone wrong.

 

[corky441]

so sad

I'm seeing two elderly geckos saving up their pennies for their retirement - living out their last days in Florida while deep in their hearts they wanted to be in australia

 

[safetymom]

I like your thinking John!

 

[OKW Lover]

John,
Once again you have Val & I

Can't wait to hear what you find behind the refrigerator.
I love your perspective on things!

 

[WaltD4Me]

Had the new stove delivered to the new house today - one step closer to being ready to move in!!!

But, when they removed the old stove there were two dead/petrified Gecko's and 36 cents in change amongst the dirt and dust bunnies. This got me thinking about what the previous owners may have been up to:

1. They were into illegal Gecko-racing and gambling on it.
2. The Geico Lizard sent his goons to collect their insurance premium and met an untimely end
3. She was a REALLY bad cook

Whatever the scenario it was a disturbing site......

Sounds like a car insurance advertisement gone bad.

Gecko floating craps game gone wrong.

so sad

I'm seeing two elderly geckos saving up their pennies for their retirement - living out their last days in Florida while deep in their hearts they wanted to be in australia

to all of this.

 

[mikelan6]

You're lucky nobody has called PETA on you. They'd be picketing your house for reptilian cruelty.

 

[Bornteach]

Had the new stove delivered to the new house today - one step closer to being ready to move in!!!

But, when they removed the old stove there were two dead/petrified Gecko's and 36 cents in change amongst the dirt and dust bunnies. This got me thinking about what the previous owners may have been up to:

1. They were into illegal Gecko-racing and gambling on it.
2. The Geico Lizard sent his goons to collect their insurance premium and met an untimely end
3. She was a REALLY bad cook

Whatever the scenario it was a disturbing site......

Look how much money you just saved on your car insurance!

 

[sshaw10060]

No matter what you do don't go in the attic....

 

[*NikkiBell*]

Ewwww!

 

[pittsburghmarc]

Infamous floating gecko's craps game.

Or...

All geckos are traditionally laid to rest under stoves and their families toss coins to show their respects.

 

[pittsburghmarc]

Gecko floating craps game gone wrong.

Ha! I swear I didn't see that!! Love your thinking!

 

[SamSam]

No matter what you do don't go in the attic....

...or the basement!

 

[Cherinva]

Thanks for the laugh this morning....great way to start the day !!!

 

[sshaw10060]

...or the basement!

It's Florida. There are no basments. So at least he is safe on that account.

 

[HunnyBunny]

Are you sure you didn't just buy my house? I'm pretty sure that's where I chased those lizards the last time one got in!
hmmm.... maybe you owe ME the 36 cents!

 

[mommyceratops]

Oh that is funny.

We bought our house from a family that had 4 teenagers. After we moved in we found out one of the sons was sold drugs and the cops had been to our house several times. Days after we moved in the cops showed up looking for him. Everytime we pull something up or look find something we joke we are going to find his stash somewhere.

Good luck getting moved in! I hope you have lots of banana boxes ready to go!