CathrynRose
<font color=brown>R.I.P. Possibly Un-PC Tag, R.I.P
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And do you still adhere to those rules they imposed?
I just took a shower, and as I got out I remembered how *mad* my mom would get if I didn't 'shake the shower curtain', to get off the excess water.
Then it got me thinking about other stuff she'd get mad about.
When I was a teen, I was what they might call "goth" today. So, lots of black crap on my eyes. When I would wash my face, I'd scrub it all, but then when I'd move over to the towel, I'd rub, rub, rub my eyes. It felt so GOOD!
And I'd end up with these black blobs on the towel, eye distance apart, so I couldn't even lie about it.
Man, that made her so MAD!
And lastly - the watermelon fight. She would buy a big watermelon, chill it, then remove it from the fridge, place it on newspaper, and slice off a perfect wheel. Then she'd wrap it with saran wrap, put it back in the fridge, on newspaper, again - clean up the slicing newspaper, then slice up the ring.
This seemed like way too much work. I'd take a bowl, hold it next to the watermelon, and scoop some out with a spoon.
When she'd get home from work, and see this, fire would shoot from her eyes.
She even threatened once to cut off all watermelon purchases from that point forward. And I have the nerve to say "Fine, I'll buy my own, and I'm scooping it out!"
And FTR - I do not shake my shower curtain, and it doesn't seem to suffer any ill effects. I still rub my eyes on my towel, and it washes all off when I do laundry, and I still scoop my watermelon. It's a very liberating feeling.
A couple years ago, my husband tried to put a stop to the watermelon thing. I stood my ground.
So what did you "get in trouble" for? And do you still do it?
I just took a shower, and as I got out I remembered how *mad* my mom would get if I didn't 'shake the shower curtain', to get off the excess water.

Then it got me thinking about other stuff she'd get mad about.
When I was a teen, I was what they might call "goth" today. So, lots of black crap on my eyes. When I would wash my face, I'd scrub it all, but then when I'd move over to the towel, I'd rub, rub, rub my eyes. It felt so GOOD!
And I'd end up with these black blobs on the towel, eye distance apart, so I couldn't even lie about it.

And lastly - the watermelon fight. She would buy a big watermelon, chill it, then remove it from the fridge, place it on newspaper, and slice off a perfect wheel. Then she'd wrap it with saran wrap, put it back in the fridge, on newspaper, again - clean up the slicing newspaper, then slice up the ring.
This seemed like way too much work. I'd take a bowl, hold it next to the watermelon, and scoop some out with a spoon.
When she'd get home from work, and see this, fire would shoot from her eyes.

And FTR - I do not shake my shower curtain, and it doesn't seem to suffer any ill effects. I still rub my eyes on my towel, and it washes all off when I do laundry, and I still scoop my watermelon. It's a very liberating feeling.

A couple years ago, my husband tried to put a stop to the watermelon thing. I stood my ground.

So what did you "get in trouble" for? And do you still do it?
