What are you doing for Judgment Day?

[Zhoen]

I'm stealing this idea from twitter - I'm taking a bunch of old outfits and laying them out on the sidewalks in town to look like people have disappeared . . .

That is HILARIOUS!!! (unless it really happens, then it would be kind of lame...)

 

[roomthreeseventeen]

I'm stealing this idea from twitter - I'm taking a bunch of old outfits and laying them out on the sidewalks in town to look like people have disappeared . . .

So, wait, you have to be naked to go to Heaven?

 

[DWGal210]

So, wait, you have to be naked to go to Heaven?

Naked?! No thanks. MY idea of heaven is having everyone clothed, thankyouverymuch.

Except for maybe Johny Depp. He can be naked.



- Katie

 

[jcb]

I'm still looking for the monolith from last year. It didn't do Roy Schneider any good, though.

 

[gkrykewy]

I plan to put some dry ice in a pair of old sneakers and leave them out on the sidewalk

 

[roomthreeseventeen]

With really sincere apologies to the people who wrote Les Mis.

There's an hour they call the Rapture
When believers get their day
Empty churches in Wisconsin
Now our friends have gone away

Quit their jobs for the ascension
Filled the Internet with praise
Sent their Bibles to Zimbabwe
Sold their condos to the gays

From the chambers of the Senate
They proclaimed their time was near
And they bought up all the billboards
I can see them now
The many fires and floods to come
We're headed for damnation
On the crowded city streets of hell

Oh, Ron Paul, Ron Paul, forgive me
Didn't heed your desperate cries
Struck the hour they called the rapture
I was taken by surprise

Book of Mormon won the Tony
We get healthcare now for free
With Obama's re-election
Rapture worked out well for me.

 

[The 4 "Quay"balleros]

Apparently, this Saturday is Judgment Day/end of the world/the apocalypse. I was really looking forward to this happening in 2012 like the Mayans and that movie said, but oh, well, right?

Anyway, anyone doing something special? I'm running the Brooklyn Half Marathon at 7am, and should be at Nathan's Hot Dogs in Coney Island by 9:20, having my end of days bacon cheese fries.

Oh crap......I only bought a 12 pack. For hurricanes and blizzards I buy a 30 pack, but for the end of the world only 12. I have the worst luck

 

[mdvlprof]

pestilence (first time I have ever typed this word, I think....pestilence doesnt come up alot. I digress.)

Some of us use that word alot. Job-related hazzard...

 

[mdvlprof]

Hi Kevin!
5 months of "plaque"! That's awesome ! Would hell be full of people with bad breath, then???

Good thing I wasn't drinking milk. It would have squirted out my nose..

 

[Nancy F]

Working. And I'm so sure I'll still be here... I already got tickets for POTC On Stanger Tides for later that night. In 3D. LOL
Nancy

 

[DoOverDreams]

I plan to put some dry ice in a pair of old sneakers and leave them out on the sidewalk

Best idea I've heard yet!

 

[mainegal]

Oh, my! I got some real good laughs in the near recent posts. Thanks. I had a rough week and the laughs really helped.

 

[coachsomer]

ala Bob, I'll take a nap

 

[DrMomof3]

I read this somewhere (sorry can't find the source) and thought it was great!

Make today a judgment-free day. "See if you can spend a whole day without judging people for their religion, their sexual orientation, the way they drive, the way they talk, their level of education, the way they dress, the color of their skin, their political alignment, or any other of a long list of things
upon which we judge each other daily."

What a nice thought for "judgment day." I'm going to (try!) to make today judgment-free day.

Amanda

 

[ToddyLu]

I plan to put some dry ice in a pair of old sneakers and leave them out on the sidewalk

 

[topolino]

Happy to report that my friends and family in Italy (where it is currently 6:27PM) are safe and sound and have not witnessed any world ending events.

 

[HillPete]

With really sincere apologies to the people who wrote Les Mis.

There's an hour they call the Rapture
When believers get their day
Empty churches in Wisconsin
Now our friends have gone away

Quit their jobs for the ascension
Filled the Internet with praise
Sent their Bibles to Zimbabwe
Sold their condos to the gays

From the chambers of the Senate
They proclaimed their time was near
And they bought up all the billboards
I can see them now
The many fires and floods to come
We're headed for damnation
On the crowded city streets of hell

Oh, Ron Paul, Ron Paul, forgive me
Didn't heed your desperate cries
Struck the hour they called the rapture
I was taken by surprise

Book of Mormon won the Tony
We get healthcare now for free
With Obama's re-election
Rapture worked out well for me.

Just sang this whole thing out loud to the cats. They were very impressed!
-H

 

[KingOfBass40]

I plan on running around in my unmentionables screaming like a lune, since I'll be stuck here

 

[*NikkiBell*]

I plan on running around in my unmentionables screaming like a lune, since I'll be stuck here

 

[*NikkiBell*]

I read this somewhere (sorry can't find the source) and thought it was great!

Make today a judgment-free day. "See if you can spend a whole day without judging people for their religion, their sexual orientation, the way they drive, the way they talk, their level of education, the way they dress, the color of their skin, their political alignment, or any other of a long list of things
upon which we judge each other daily."

What a nice thought for "judgment day." I'm going to (try!) to make today judgment-free day.

Amanda

I LOVE this idea!