What are you doing for Judgment Day?

So, apparently i'm NOT running a half marathon, because I have a suspected stress fracture in my left tibia. :scared1:

Need new plans, quickly! :)
 
Wait, is this the regular apocalypse or the zombie apocalypse? If it's the zombie one, we're all set! WDWToday did a whole podcast on how to survive the Zombie Apocalypse if you are at WDW, so anyone in the area should be ok. :thumbsup2

HTH,
Hillary
 

Color me ignorant, but I thought the Bible said something along the lines of "you'll know neither the day nor the hour.". I'm no theologian but I *think* part of the rapture is the element of surprise.....

So in that spirit, I'll be getting ready to go out of town & see s good friend.

Any bets on how long it will take for those nutters to issue a new date? "Sorry folks, we miscalculated that & it's actually May 2211. Our bad!!"

:)
 
anyone who supports gay marriage or accepts evolution


Let me get this straight (so to speak)....

If you dont believe in gay marriage or evolution, you get to go to heaven this weekend and if you do believe in gay marriage and evolution, you have to wait until October?

Sounds like the person in charge of JUDGEMENT DAY is the guy in charge of sentencing Lindsay Lohan.

Is October "off season" in Heaven?

Are there Heaven resident rates available?

Will the wait times be lower?
 
Let me get this straight (so to speak)....

If you dont believe in gay marriage or evolution, you get to go to heaven this weekend and if you do believe in gay marriage and evolution, you have to wait until October?

Sounds like the person in charge of JUDGEMENT DAY is the guy in charge of sentencing Lindsay Lohan.

Is October "off season" in Heaven?

Are there Heaven resident rates available?

Will the wait times be lower?

No they are saying if you declare Jesus as you personal savior and repent your sins on May 21st he will come down and take you to heaven. If you arent then you stay on earth for all the bad stuff and then on Oct 21st the world will end and you will go to HELL.

The bible does say this but it doesnt give you the dates and pretty much says always be ready cause you dont know when it will happen. So pretty cetain he wont pick tomorrow.
 
Yeah, supposedly those of us hanging around until October get to see what the 2012 movie would be like, for reals.

ROLLS EYES.

Whatever, Rapture people. You are going to miss FLEET WEEK NYC. Those are some hot sailors.
 
I've seen where you can pay a pet sitting service to take care of yours and find them new homes when you go up tomorrow. Apparently the people running it feel safe that they won't be going.

I'm taking ds to see POTC4 in 3D. I wonder if people around me will start ascending or disappearing during the movie. Will I even notice?!

Maria :upsidedow
 
Let me get this straight (so to speak)....

If you dont believe in gay marriage or evolution, you get to go to heaven this weekend and if you do believe in gay marriage and evolution, you have to wait until October?

Sounds like the person in charge of JUDGEMENT DAY is the guy in charge of sentencing Lindsay Lohan.

Is October "off season" in Heaven?

Are there Heaven resident rates available?

Will the wait times be lower?

HAHAHAHA, Kevin you're so funny.

I've seen where you can pay a pet sitting service to take care of yours and find them new homes when you go up tomorrow. Apparently the people running it feel safe that they won't be going.

I'm taking ds to see POTC4 in 3D. I wonder if people around me will start ascending or disappearing during the movie. Will I even notice?!

Maria :upsidedow

Well, the Rapture is happening at 6pm in each time zone, so if your movie is around that time then yeah, I guess you'll be getting another kind of show. Assuming those being Raptured has decided to spend their last hours on earth watching the latest POTC.
 
http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/05/18/cdc-warns-public-prepare-zombie-apocalypse/

I'm not quite ready yet, but I'll be practicing my Thriller dance all night. So after mowing my jungle of a lawn tomorrow, I'll be ready to fit in with the zombies :)

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Hahaha, I've been preparing for a zombie apocalypse for a while now. Everything I learned, I learned from playing zombie games:thumbsup2

I'm not sure if tomorrow is it though. I mean, it's supposed to take us 6 months to destroy ourselves right? It would probably take us a lot less time if zombies showed up.
 
I also heard that the guy who predicted tomorrow's date, originally had 1994 pegged as The End.:confused3

Anyway, I'll be in Florida in Aug/Sept. I hope I-75 is still a nice drive by then.

:stitch:
 
You still planning on "having my end of days bacon cheese fries" on Saturday?

Probably not, since it's like a 2 hour trip from the Upper West Side to Coney Island. I'll have to settle for whatever I cook for dinner tomorrow night, which which includes bacon about 90% of the time.
 
this stuff bothers me...it really can create chaos to those people who are extremely fearful of the Lord. I mean the guy who says this saturday is the rapture is a loon. I hope that nobody does anything they'll regret on May 22nd. Guys like him make it hard for christians to be taken seriously. In the bible, it says (not exact words) no one will know the day or hour.

as far as what I'm doing...I'm going to spend a day cleaning the house and watching movies with my kids. maybe go to the pool. and be thankful that I know my blessings.
 
1 Thessalonians 5:2 proves that these wonderful people will not be taken away, too bad they really don't believe in the bible and read it...

Exactly.

Aside from the other many things the Bible state must take place prior to judgement day, where are the two witnesses who will prophesy for 1,260 days?
 
No they are saying if you declare Jesus as you personal savior and repent your sins on May 21st he will come down and take you to heaven. If you arent then you stay on earth for all the bad stuff and then on Oct 21st the world will end and you will go to HELL.

The bible does say this but it doesnt give you the dates and pretty much says always be ready cause you dont know when it will happen. So pretty cetain he wont pick tomorrow.

I believe that those that don't get raptured are allowed to repent and still go to heaven in October. The theory is that those that are already saved get spared the 5 months of war, famine, petulance, and death. I'm not sure I believe that but I don't think it will happen this weekend.

I'll be doing a pump & run so if it does happen I hope anyone ahead of me is saved.

Then I am mowing the lawn which because of all the rain and lack of nice days to mow said lawn is tall enough to hide a pygmy village.
 












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