Bonus Feature #1
For those of you who are still with me, I know that you will all want to get together for your book club to discuss this Trip Report. I've noticed that at the end of novels these days the authors or editors of the book will often provide discussion points for the readers to discuss in their book clubs. This really annoys me. It's like the study guide for teachers that they get with textbooks. I'm thinking full grown adults pretty much can come up with things to discuss about a book, if they've actually taken the time to get together with some coffee and cake or some wine and cheese. For example all of the important questions would be covered....like "who should play the ead character in the movie?" The jacket cover says she lives in Upstate NY, do you think she lives by us, should we try to find her house? (Can ya tell I'm a very deep peep?) Apologies to all of you in book clubs, but I just don't get book clubs either.

I am an avid reader, but when I'm done with a book, I move on to the next book, rather than reading a chapter or two at a time and then discussing it with people before I move on.
BUt anyway, I digress. Bottom line is now that I am a world famous author who has completed her first autobiograhical writing (other than those stupid things we had to write about ourselves for back to school night in elementary and middle school) I know that I must go with the trend of all popular author the days and provide you with discussion points, so here goes:
1. What is it about the muthaland that makes the characters keep going back. There seems to be some sort of pull. We know it cannot be a secret ingrediant added to the Disney COffee because the Disney coffee stinks and noone drinks it. What could it be that causes the characters to part with their hard earned money to visit a large animated rodent who has come to life?
Oh that is easy....we grew up with "M-I-C - see you next week....K-E-Y - Why? Because we LOVE You errr...i mean MICKEY!!!
2. Despite DISUNC's claims that the Salz's paid for that fateful dinner in February 2006, who does the reader think really paid for that dinner?
Well....since this is a point you bring up....my guess is YOU LAWYERS did!!!
3. If DH drives like this

why doesn't PD112 take the advice of StinkerBellsmom and just not let him drive while she is in the car?
If he's like my DH - he won't let PD drive
4. Why don't all AP holders buy the DDE card, when it is the best value in Disney?
have no idea what you're talking about here...what IS a DDE card?
5. When the movie version of this tale is epic novel is filmed, should the part of PD112 be played by Eva Longoria, Felicity Huffman or Terry Hatcher?
THANK God you don't have Nicolette Sheridan as an option - YUCK!!! So i think it should be Felicity Huffman - she wasn't a lawyer but had the most 'professional' job of those3
6. Why oh why did WDW get rid of WHo wants to be a milionaire? What were they thinking?
hummmm...not something i was ever interested in...so can't offer an opinion on that...
7. Why don't they ever play first run movies at Sci Fi?
Again....nothing i can comment on...
8. What is the reader's favorite country at world showcase and why?
I LOVE them ALL!!! but if i were to choose a fav - guess it would be italy....i love everything italian!!
9. What the heck is wrong with the author that she didn't take notes so that we wouldn't have to rely on her charge slips to figure out what she did? Does she think it's interesting to make the reader read that she does not have a clue what was done on certian days? Does she not realize that she is getting older and her memory is not what it used to be?
I think it's because she hasn't had any true "Creative Memories" classes to learn about "journaling"
10. How about Catherine Zeta Jones or Susan Sarandon for the lead....Uma THurman perhaps?
11. Dinoland~ what's the point?
I SOOOOO agree - i hate that part of AK - altho i LOVE the Dinosaur ride...that's the only part they should keep!!! They should have purchased the Harry Potter rights & refaced Dinoland into HP's park
12. Do you think the author and NSalz will ever go back to the GF Spa? DO you think that they are allowed back in the GF Spa? Has anyone else been to the GF Spa in the past year .....is the shower working properly?
Well of course you should go back!!!! Just to see if they'll let you in!!!
13. Given that the author thinks the mere thought of Sushi is disgusting, why is her favourite (the u is added for our Canadian and British friends) nail color "Suzi sells sushi by the seashore"?
For the same reason my fav color is OPI's "I'm not really a waitress"
14. Why can't the author afford to hire a CM to bring her chocolate croissants at home every morning?
How much law are YOU practicing these days, not that "novel writing" has taken over????
15. What the heck took the writer so long to finish this TR?