we're DRIVING? With 2 KIDS UNDER 2?! WDW or INSANITY here we COME (INSANITY)

[Adi12982]

I am SOOOOO happy I found your TR

You are an excellent writer and I love reading about your adventures. I think I may be some sort of alien too - so I find how you act VERY normal!! I cannot wait to read more about your trip!

 

[tammyandtommy]

LOL looks like ya got too busy with hubby home, you didnt post an update! LOL But thats ok I know how it goes, I havent seen my husband since Sunday! Cant wait tilll tomorrow! Hope you have a great day, and keep that report coming!

 

[mom2jcc]

How long were you a CM and how did you like it???? One of my regrets inlife is never trying to work at WDW, although I probably would have ended up in some hot kitchen at one of the fast restaurants I wonder how people get to be Cinderella and Mickey Mouse...must have major connections

 

[Twingle]

Bump, bump, bump! More please!

 

[Poohbear77]

Ready when you are

Hope everyone is well. It wasn't that chicken soup was it???

 

[pigget74]

 

[rmom50]

 

[kyirish25]

Halloween is over but I bet the kids are bouncing off the wall with all the extra sugar. I know mine is! But I can't wait for the next installment!

 

[monymony3471]

Hey Michelle. Hope everythings ok. I know you are so busy typing away for us.

 

[DisneyMommyMichelle]

Hi everyone!!! thanks so much for the kind words!! we've been too busy with halloween and now dealing with it's aftermath!! hahaha?


Our pumpkins were stolen and our candy was taken by the first kid!!

soo needless to say it was fun


I will be back in a couple of days!!! i PROMISE!! the fam and i are on a little R&R right now!!



CM

I was a CM for just about 2 yrs in different capacities. I was a CM of the AK the first time and my second job was at the Yacht Club! I loved it all and i know i will be back!! just don't know when or how or where!!!!


I have so much more to finish on my TR!! so please bear with me!!!!

and the drive home is a doozie!!!
We had:

An off roading adventure in the middle of the night with 2 guys in a truck following us!

2 wierd-os at the gas station follow me into a bathroom

A HUGE FIGHT (pixie dust that is!!)

sooo much to go!!!

it will be worth the wait my friends!!


~!DMM!~

 

[GoinToDisney]

Oh my, I can't believe I caught up. Now I can't wait for more. It is so nice to read a TR with toddles and no old kids, since we only have a dd2. Keep up the excellent writing. You've made me laugh out loud so many times, my dh thinks I am a nut.

 

[DisneyMommyMichelle]

Well after all that we head over in line at the Haunted Mansion!!
and let me tell ya, i LOVE where the stroller parking is here!
Not like Fantasyland where it is nowhere convenient

We park, we grab and we're in line!! The little sign thingy
says 10 minutes, so we are excited!!

About a handful of people get in line behind us and all of a sudden,
My Ds is squirming around and he passes gas! LOUDLY!!
DD is walking around in the line when she says

DD:
mommmm...

AND THEN SHE DOES THE PEE-YUUUUUU face!!

I have to explain that it wasn't me, it was her BROTHER!!!
I was MORTIFIED! then DD starts shaking her head and pointing to my
BUTT!!!! AUGHHH!!!! :earsee: She just wouldn't stop!!! My dH is
just shaking he is laughing so hard and i keep arguing that it was NOT
me!! Then that whole Me Thinks You Doth Protest Too Much thing pops
into my head and i kind of just stop arguing BUT THEN i look
down and there is POOP oozing out of the top of DSs pants!!!!

I hold him up to DH and say SEEEEEE I TOLD YOU IT WAS NOT ME!!! POOP!
POOP!!! POOP!!!!

So i really hope after all that, no DISers were there to witness that!!
PLEASE!!!

We have to hustle it back to the stroller before it gets worse, but DD
starts to FREAK OUT! she DOES NOT want to leave the line at ALL!
SHE MUST RIDE! Dh has to pick her up and i am holding
DS in front of me like the little stink bomb that he is that
people coming in to the line must have thought we were COMPLETE
ALIEN FREAKS!!!! (i certainly felt that way!!!)

As soon as we get the diaper bag, i hand DS to DH and say, TAKE HIM!
i can't deal with poop tonite!! (whatever that meant, DH didn't argue!
)

He's done quick and we hop on line again! No problems this time and we
get to go RIGHT IN! it was GREAT!! we ALL rode together and had a
blast! We brought the skinny ghost home with us and i think he's
sitting right next to me right now, cause i just got a chill up my
back!!
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Did i mention that an extra shirt for me was a must after the poop???
I had a tank top under my tee, so i pulled it off right there! and through on the extra over!! And a shout Wipe saved the day, so that i didn't have to put anything POOPIE in the diaper bag!!!

 

[DisneyMommyMichelle]

t this point, we were exhausted! so after the ride, we decide to
head back to the room, with a detour for a dole whip of course!!
I actually just get the pineapple spear, but DH has a go of the WHIP!
The snacks were fabulous and just what we needed for an energy boost!
There is absolutely NO line at the Magic Carpets of Alladin or whatever
that ride is called, so off we go! As we are waiting for the ride
before us to end, a kid of about 12 HOPS THE FENCE! and gets in front
of us! We were so stunned, we just kind of stood there! THEN we hear..
"umm excuse me, that's my son right there!!"

DH:

That's great, i hope you came to tell him jumping the line is
NOT something that is allowed and you will take him to the BACK of the
line?

LADY:
He was there FIRST! he just had to get something!

ME:
Fine whatever, there is no real line, but you can WAIT until we get
on.

Lady:

how dare you???

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So we finally get on the ride, and it's over, but can you BELIEVE THAT?!
the nerve she had! and her son! at least there was no line,
but i bet they did it all day long! and the worst part was the CM saw
the ENTIRE thing! i really wish they would not be so passive!

The ride was fun! and it took us until the end to figure out what the
switch on the back seat could do! hahaha!! we were soo confused!

After riding that 4 times in row, we were ready for something else
all together!

Off to the Jungle Cruise!!

 

[DisneyMommyMichelle]

So there is NO LINE again! we get right on the boat and there is
an older couple on board (older than us, but not OLd they are just in
their 40s or something like that). Just before we are about to leave,
another couple joins us and the boat captain (Michelle!!) says
"do NOT step over the middle bench please go around!" The lady steps
over! The guy then says well she just did, so i will too! hahah!!
OKAAAY?! i love how people don't listen! but it gets better!

Michelle (the boat captain):
Well to that last couple that doesn't follow rules, we were just
talking about our most embaressing moment, what was yours?

LAdy and Guy:
ummm...This is pretty high up there!

Boat captain Michelle:

we really weren't talking about that, we just wanted to see
if you would answer!!

DMM:
haha!! that was cute!

We're off and it's a nice cool night! I didn't realize they had changed
the spiel, until about 2 minutes into the tour, and i'm not sure if i
like the new one!

The best part of the night though, is when the boat captain shoots her
gun!! the older couple that was sitting next to us, was silent the
ENTIRE time, but once the shot went off, the lady SCREAMED and the
guy


DOVE ONTO THE FLOOR!!

sooo not kidding! he SWAN DIVED onto the floor!!

i almost died laughing so hard! i was CRYING!! DH was laughing and the
kids were just sitting there kind of confused!!

The guy sat up a little sheepish, and the captain had NO CLUE what to
say at all!! It was the funniest moment though!!

 

[pigget74]

So there is NO LINE again! we get right on the boat and there is
an older couple on board (older than us, but not OLd they are just in
their 40s or something like that). Just before we are about to leave,
another couple joins us and the boat captain (Michelle!!) says
"do NOT step over the middle bench please go around!" The lady steps
over! The guy then says well she just did, so i will too! hahah!!
OKAAAY?! i love how people don't listen! but it gets better!

Michelle (the boat captain):
Well to that last couple that doesn't follow rules, we were just
talking about our most embaressing moment, what was yours?

LAdy and Guy:
ummm...This is pretty high up there!

Boat captain Michelle:

we really weren't talking about that, we just wanted to see
if you would answer!!

DMM:
haha!! that was cute!

We're off and it's a nice cool night! I didn't realize they had changed
the spiel, until about 2 minutes into the tour, and i'm not sure if i
like the new one!

The best part of the night though, is when the boat captain shoots her
gun!! the older couple that was sitting next to us, was silent the
ENTIRE time, but once the shot went off, the lady SCREAMED and the
guy


DOVE ONTO THE FLOOR!!

sooo not kidding! he SWAN DIVED onto the floor!!

i almost died laughing so hard! i was CRYING!! DH was laughing and the
kids were just sitting there kind of confused!!

The guy sat up a little sheepish, and the captain had NO CLUE what to
say at all!! It was the funniest moment though!!

I must admit this was the funniest thing that I read all night. I wish I could have seen them react, b/c my friends hate to be around me when soemthing funny out of the blue happens. I cannot contain myself from laughing. I would feel bad, but keep on laughing.

I also hate line cutters for whatever reason they think they are entitled to cut lines. If diseny wanted them to cut they would have a sign --cut here, and here, meet your family here so you do not have to wait in line...can you tell that really bothers me.

Great installment.

 

[mom2jcc]

Welcome back, DMM

 

[Tinkerbell_Girl]

You had me cracking up Michelle! I can't wait to read more!

 

[Adi12982]

Another great update!!! Thanks for sharing! (being selfish, but I wish there were some more pics so I can SEE the adventures of DMM)

 

[DisneyMommyMichelle]

There are plenty of pics!!! haha!! it hink i will add them on at the end!!! i have 2 CDs full!! so that will be a marathon night uploading them to photobucket with my dinosaur of a computer!!!

Glad you all enjoyed the installment!!! I have a busy day, but i should have one more by tonite!!!

~DMM!~

 

[Tiggerrn2]

So there is NO LINE again! we get right on the boat and there is
an older couple on board (older than us, but not OLd they are just in
their 40s or something like that).

Loving the TR, Michelle. Glad to know that you would not consider me OLd but just in my 40s. As if turning 40 wasn't torture enough I remember those days!!! Just kiddin' ya'
Would love to see the pix. Wish I could figure out the whole move from photobucket to here myself.