Day Five - September 16th
The Plan: Early entry MK for CP, WCC at the WL, CRT and an early night at the hotel!
The Reality: Woke up early this morning, but not that early, since the MK was just a glorious monorail ride away! Walked over to the T&TC and caught the magical train in the sky and were walking through the MK turnstiles in under 10 minutes. How will I ever stay off the monorail again, I'm not sure. Mal had never been in the park before opening, and was beyond thrilled that I'd secured us this awesome ressie. She ran around like a chicken with its head cut off taking photos while I checked us in. I took three photos from the steps of CP. Here is one.
She showed back up right when our name was called, and in we went! We got the whole "if you miss the characters, they WILL NOT come back to your table for an hour" warning, which always feels very un-Disney to me, but we know how to work the buffet so that doesn't happen.
I took my fav pic with Pooh here...
And then we met the rest of the gang!
Breakfast went smooth, and soon we were on our way into the park. Now, Mal and I without fail always start the MK in Adventureland. For some reason, I wanted to do Fantasyland. So, we're walking up behind the castle, and there she is. The Fairy Godmother. I don't know if I've mentioned that Mal and I collect characters, and let me tell you, we were STOKED!

Oh, it was so good.
Tip: Fantasyland at park opening, DEAD to the world. It seems almost everyone else usually starts in either Tomorrowland or Adventureland, and the place was deserted. We literally walked onto everything, it was amazing.
By then, it was almost 10, and I wanted to go watch ToonTown open, so we walked over. Apparently, they'd opened at 9:45, so we missed it, but Mal decided to ride Barnstormer. I cannot do rollercoaster’s of any type now, so I wandered around the Judge's tent and then and waited at the exit. Mal came off, and was pissed. Not really pissed, but confused pissed. Why? She'd spotted the dream team!! They were just standing at the end of Barnstormer. They even talked to her. But nothing. Will we never win a dream?!?!

Oh well.
We then moved on to Tomorrowland and did basically everything but Stitch (which I refuse to do, it's gross and I miss the Alien ride) and the Astro Orbiter. I'm going to delve off track here for a few moments, bear with me, it's a funny story.
So, the Astro Orbiter. I once thought I was going to die on this ride. See, two years ago Mal and I decided to ride the Astro. We waited in that stupid line to get in that tiny, hot, claustrophobic elevator to ride up to the top. We get up there, and the ride operator looks at us, and tells us to share a rocket. At this point in my life, I'm about 25 pounds heavier than now, and Mal isn't a lightweight either. I'm sure you see where this is going, but we just listened to the operator. It was probably some sick joke. So, I clamber into the rocket, and Mal somehow, without the use of any sort of grease, manages to get into the rocket as well. OMG, that rocket could have actually flown to the moon, we were not moving an inch. So, we're spinning, and laughing hysterically, because there is no freaking way we are going to ever be able to get off of this ride without someone using the Jaws of Life. I mean, we are PACKED into that rocket. The ride ends, and nope, we cannot get out. I'm sure it didn't help that we were dizzy and weak from laughter, and then laughing even more as we attempted to move. Finally, I shove Mal up with my hands and legs (which she is sitting on) while she tries to push herself out. I kid you not, there was a noise like a whooshing pop, like that noise when a seal breaks and we were finally free. Man, it was funny and humiliating all at the same time. Then I think Mal went and ate a turkey leg.
I'm sure you can now understand why we have not gone back on that ride again. Hope that made someone out there laugh!
Back to the current trip. We now had to leave the park to go to WCC at the WL for lunch, another first for Mal. She was pretty stoked with my choices so far for meals. The food was delicious, but our waiter lacked antics. I even asked for ketchup, which he finally brought during dessert? Oh well, at least the food didn't suck! We took the boat back to the MK, where Mal rode Space Mountain and then we did Buzz. I somehow hit a target worth 200,000 points (which is about 180,000 points higher than I usually get on the ride) when the ride SHUTS DOWN. And my score disappears.

SERIOUSLY?? Whatever. Stupid Buzz and its stupid hardness.
For some reason, we then left the MK and went back to the Poly for a nap. I think we wanted to look pretty for our dinner at the castle, plus, we were just a monorail ride away!! I apologize for all the references to the monorail, but it was just so awesome.
Refreshed and ready to eat in the castle, Mal and I returned to the MK. There was a
MNSSHP that night, and people were starting to file in all dressed up. We saw these two men, and they were dressed as Jacques and Gus Gus from Cinderella, and they looked awesome. We checked in at the desk, had our pic taken with Cindy and then sat and waited. And waited some more. And then, there was some sitting and waiting. Finally, 35 minutes after our ressie time, I went back to the front desk to make sure we'd actually be checked in, and was informed they were short on 2 tops that night, hence the wait. Ok, whatever! About 10 minutes later, we were sent up the stairs into the restaurant! Mal was stunned, it really is cool the first time you get to go up there.
Here's Mal with the menu
And we were led over to a table right by the window overlooking Fantasyland!!
The food was ok, my appie came out wrong, and Mal's had a hair in it, but both were replaced. Our server seemed a bit overwhelmed, but to her credit, it was crazy in there. The show was cute, I was just happy to finally meet Suzy and Perla, we even got photos with them!! I think to make up for the wait and the incorrect food, we received not only our ordered desserts, but a sundae with two chocolate crowns AND a special Halloween dessert.
Yummy. We then received our complimentary photo, which is by far the worst photo of the entire trip. Even Cindy looks horrible. This photo will not be posted.
Just some random photo's from dinner...
After dinner, we made our way out of the park, and went back to the Poly to watch HallowWishes from our balcony. Of course, we got back and it was only about 7:15, so we decided to hop into our beds and watch some Lifetime Movie Network (don't judge, they are trashy and wonderful and I only get to see them in Disney). I pull my covers back, and much to my surprise, there are tiny little black bugs in my bed. Since there were only about 10, I just started to kill them, and then Mal says the dreaded words "Are those bedbugs?". OMG, ARE THEY?!?!

I freak out, trap them in a drinking cup and immediately call down to the front desk. I should mention that I'd woken up with a bite on my hand that morning that was super itchy and inflamed, but had thought nothing of it really. So, I get the not real front desk, as all calls go into a call centre, but I said bugs in my bed, and they transferred me ASAP to the Poly front desk. I explained to the girl down there what was going on, and was transferred to another girl who then told me she was going to call the night manager and call me right back. We get off the phone, and of course, I feel like I'm covered in bugs, totally psyching myself out. The phone rings, and it's the front desk. The night manager is dealing with something else, but they are going to send someone up to change my sheets. Do we want to move? I discuss this quickly with Mal. Do we want to move? Like, pack everything up and move across the resort? Yeah, I think we do, since I don't know what these bugs are. The nice lady tells us just to pack up and call bell services when we're ready to move. Awesome. Mal and I begin throwing things into our luggage when HallowWishes starts, and we figure, what's another 10 minutes, and out onto the balcony we go. About 5 minutes in, I turn to say something to Mal, and see in my peripheral vision a man in my room. And he's ripping my bed apart. What the heck?!

I hop up and fly into the room to see what's happening. It's the poor night manager, who looks like he just ran a 12 hour marathon. As soon as I see the Disney badge, I stopped freaking out. Apparently, he'd knocked and assumed we were just watching Wishes and let himself in. Good thing I wasn't naked! Why I'd just be standing in the room naked, I don't know, but good thing I wasn't. He said he didn't find any bedbugs (he said they'd be between the mattresses in a giant swarm...ick), and said that he didn't know what the bugs I'd caught were, only that they weren't bedbugs. Thank God. He apologized for not coming up quicker, but he'd been with the police. Umm, what?
Apparently, they were looking for some parents. Who had left their children unattended in a room.

Are you freaking kidding me? I'm assuming they were too young to be in a room unsupervised as the police were involved. How does that ever seem like a good idea? Anyhow, back to my problems. He had the entire bed stripped and remade with fresh everything. He then offered to let us move it we wanted, or we could just sleep somewhere else in the building to help me deal with my phantom itching, or just stay in our room. He said we didn't have to decide right then, but gave us his direct extension should we decide to move. And then they were gone.
I have to say, I was really pleased with how the entire situation was dealt with. I was also really pleased there weren't bed bugs, although how my bed was made with bugs in the sheets is beyond me. We decided not to move, and figured if we saw any bugs again or I received any more bites that we'd pack up and move, but that didn't happen. Mal and I figure the entire room was probably fumigated after we check out anyhow, just in case.
After all of that, we basically just threw ourselves into bed and watched some LMN before passing out.
Up next - Day 6, the half-way mark. We're doing a half-day at AK, the afternoon at Blizzard Beach, and the surprise dinner I know Mal will love! And YOAMD? Not likely. Stay tuned, I'll post Day 6 tomorrow!