Oh my god, Granny is right... I am Sid,
So my in-laws are in town for Rizzo the Rats graduation. My In-laws are wonderful people; unfortunately they did not have a happy marriage. Since Divorce was not an option for a lot of their generation, they stayed miserably married for 20 years. When the finally got divorced it left a lot of hard feelings.
To put it politely my In-laws hate each other with nuclear capability.
Luckily for me, my sister in law is a very smart cookie, envisioning the horror of separate holidays & vacations she played the one card no one wants to be accused of using. Yep, she played the Grandchildren card. She informed them, that she was not spending Christmas, thanksgiving and summer vacations bouncing back and forth and listening to snips about the ex. They could all damn well get a long for a few hours or it would be 2099 before any one clapped eyes on the grandkids. Well, this left them one option: Out do the other in the gift giving department, they've been "one upping one another for 10 years. Now most parents only have to worry about their kids asking for a pony or millions of video games but when underneath your kids 8th grade graduation picture it say most likely to be an evil genius you tend to keep a closer eye.
Sid mentioned to his grandparents that Rizzo will have 3 trips to Disney this year and hes only going to be able to go once with the family and thats when I sold my soul to the devil:
MIL: You know, Ive been thinking of taking the family to DW for Christmas this year.
FIL: Actually, didnt you say you guys own a time share? Ive been looking into buying one from the Marriott but Disney sounds good, that way I can take the boys every summer.
MIL: Eliza, werent you trying to get a room at the new BLT? Maybe that will be a good Christmas gift. How does that work?
Well by this time me & Sid look like this
Im slipping the kid 20 bucks underneath the table to ratchet up the sad/pitiful look, I'm casually mentioning that they could probably get a great deal on WLV resale and the old guy is rummaging through the closet looking for the gun with the silver bullets in it.
I think I've just pimped my son out for some BLT points.