Welcome to the Drama Mama Club!

[paigevz]

Speaking of not watching the baby.................DS 3 was upstairs with DS10 watching The Suite Life of Zack and Cody (always good for a half hour or two for us grown-ups)..............so DH and I were in the bedroom (calm down, we were watching the news).........when we heard the door alarm beep. So, we go to intercept little one before he can be out long (we knew he'd gone out back as he can't get out the front door) as it's 20 something degrees, and here he is COMING IN. He'd been in the back yard, I don't know how long, in his little Elmo sweatsuit and socks! He had mud all over his socks, had pulled his hood up, but I really don't know how long he'd been out....we were about 10-12 minutes into the news.....we'd never heard the door alarm beep when he went out. I guess I can't rely on Zack and Cody as babysitters anymore! (Or big brother either, apparently).

Bad, bad mama!

 

[TinkerBess_SnowTori]

Our drama for the day - something new everyday isn't there?

DD had a b-day party to attend at a local hotel - I thought I knew which hotel and left without my wallet and without the invite. (oh and you should know - I don't have a cell phone - DH does but I don't)

Get the the 1st hotel, nope not there, call home husbands says "Isn't that the one by the mall?" Head over to the mall - no hotel there by that name. Find a gas station with a phone outside - 6 degrees outside - realize I don't have any money dig through car for change come up with 45 cents and 5 pennies - go into gas station get a nickel - back outside and call...

DH says - it's not well I don't know - why don't you call them and find out where it is? -- PHONE BOOTH DOESN'T HAVE A PHONE BOOK -- NO CELL PHONE - NO MONEY - NO INVITE -- HELP ME HERE!!

Well - I think it is by Scarlett's --- says DH

Scarlett's - the strip club? I ask - and how do you know what hotel is by a strip club? I don't even know where this strip club is ...

Well drive down 41st and see if you can find it

I drive - I see nothing -- go into another gas station -- DD nearly in tears - ask for a phone book - explain situation to attendent - they loan phone - I find the place --- close to the first hotel I was at...

Drive all the way back and DD is 40 minutes late for the party ...

Get home and talk to DH - he has the nerve to say "Do you know how all of this drama could have been avoided?" (Meaning I should have checked into more carefully before taking DD to party)

and I said "YES - you could have gotten me that cell phone I have been begging for!!"

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

ROFLMAO
That's pretty funny, I have to admit.

DH let DS get into some 'drama' on Tues without my knowing it. DH was SUPPOSED to be watching DS, but the phone rang and DH went to talk in another room because DS is having a passionate, rather torrid love affair with our phone AND our TV remote at the moment.

Suddenly, it becomes TOO quiet for DH's comfort level and he goes to check on DS, who is supposed to be playing with his blocks in the living room. DS has scaled the couch, gotten up to the bar area and found some leftover Valentine's chocolate sitting out. There is chocolate ALL over his face and hands. When DH asks DS if he ate the chocolate, DS wisely shakes his head no. Even with evidence all over his face.

TOV

 

[2sweetangels]

My 2 year old DD took the tray off the swing that my 6 month old DD was in and my 6 month old fell out face first and she now has the biggest bumb on her forhead. My 2 year old today decided to open the gate to go into the kitchen and go into the fridge and throw egg's at her aunt. I have drama everyday in my house.

 

[Kimickey]

My drama started at 345 this morning. DBF and I have been very frustrated over the past two weeks. Both of us are in the military and have been working our tails off and really have not had a chance to see each other due to our heavy travel schedules. Last week I was in Miami for a week and today he left for Alaska for a week. So here it will be three weeks before we get to spend time with each other again and neither of us are happy about the fact that we are missing each other.

So I wake up this moring at 345 to call him on his second job to tell him, since I have not seen you why don't you come by and pick up your things I'm through with this mess of not seeing each other and to bring the key to my place when he comes to pick up his things. Here I am thinkining I'm letting him have it and that he's going to sit and listen to me vent. Well no, no, no he let's me have it even worst . So now I'm even more ticked all I could do is sit and listen . By the time we both said our piece (mind you neither one of us have raised our voices) just a good tounge lashing without cursing, or arguing I hang up the phone and say to myself "what in the heck was that all about".

I go on about my day and he goes home to continue to pack. Finally around 1130am I call him up to basically say I appologize and to look " I'm frustrated because we have not seen each other, the africans have braided my hair too tight (seriously I have a headache) and I'm having fits of rage because we are apart" and for him to never speak to me that way again (I was joking, he really did not speak to me mean at all). He tells me he misses me too and that he's frustrated as well. Two hours later he text messages to ask me if he's been kicked to the curb or does he still have life left? Followed by and email that he's boarding his plane to head to Alaska.

Now I'm sitting here missing the heck out of him as he's flying across the country. I cannot talk to him, text him or even email him until tomorrow (althought I told him to call me when he lands no matter what time it is ). I'm wishing that I did not call him with my moment of selfishness this morning. I infact should have called him and showered him with love before he left.

What in the heck are we going to do when I go away for seven weeks in this May and June ? Gosh we are doomed!

 

[arminnie]

Oh yes, the old vomit all over yourself and everything near you in the car while mom is cruising down the freeway with no place to pull over.

This happened years ago not today, but I will NEVER forget it.

I had a really cute little cocker spaniel puppy who loved to drink the last few drops of milk from my cereal bowl each morning. I was driving to spend a week with my parents and decided to give him the rest of the milk in the carton instead of just throwing it away.

Can you tell this was my first dog? And that I knew nothing about what milk does to a dog's intestines?

So I get about 1 hour into a 5 hour drive when the dog literally just EXPLODES with diarrhea. It is all over my car. I pull over to the side of the road.

I find a couple of baggies in my trash bag and some used paper towels. I am down in a ditch on the side of the road getting dirty water to try to clean my car enough that I can get back inside it.

A trooper stops to see what is wrong. When I tell him, he makes the fastest exit you've ever seen.

That dog never got milk again.

 

[rt2dz]

I feel soooo much better. I'm not alone!!

Today, not much drama. I did have to go shopping for DS birthday party this weekend (not even knowing how many people are coming fully, they not only don't RSVP, they don't return the phone call asking them to RSVP), with all 3 kids. Yes, that is a potty training 2 yo with a stomach virus, a teething 5 month old with croup, and 5 yo who has just gotten over his stomach virus and is making up for being sick by being extra hyper. Wow, run on sentences galore.

Yesterday was good though. Had to go to the grocery store after having all 3 kids at the Dr. to pick up food they could tolerate. Kids sick, but find a way to fight--their illness making them extra crabby. Get to the car and some....JERK...parks over the white lines 3 inches from my car. Can't get the kids or the groceries into the car. So I sat in the parking lot and screamed. Oh, I was so tempted to kick the crap out of that car.

REally, I feel better. But what will tomorrow bring.

 

[JELBoggio]

Love the club!

Today DS (4) had a playdate here. First mistake. Another boy was over. While I was making them lunch, the boy went up to the TV and started messing with it (DH has that tv rigged thru the stereo and tivo) and then I couldn't get it to work until DH came home. Not a big deal since I don't have time to watch tv until they are in bed, but it made DH cranky that I "let" them touch the tv. I had to make this boy about 3 different lunches because nothing I served was the "right" kind - not the right cheese, not the right yogurt, not the right juice and not the right apple! I hate to resort to pretzels!

Yesterday, DS planted his face into our coffee table and came up with a huge bruise across his nose - which now matches the bruise on his eye that DD (6) gave him Monday when she accidentally knee'd him in the eye scrambling up onto my bed. And guess what? Tomorrow is picture day at school! I guess I should be expecting a call from child services wondering what happened to DS!

What will tomorrow bring... well, tune in to the Drama Mama Club where someone will have a good story to tell!

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

2sweetangels and boggio..you guys have me

Today hasn't been too bad a day. There was some drama at work. I turned in my 2 week's notice to my boss today, letting him know that although I enjoyed working with him again, life had brought me an opportunity I was not about to pass up. So he was rather grumpy all day and acted pretty mean to me. Oh well. What was I gonna do? Tell the director of the daycare I DON"T want a job playing with babies all day?

TOV

 

[Zoiebear]

drama drama drama
I have it everyday with thid passive agreesive lazy ole hag I work with. hmmmmmmmmmmmm let's see the best drama, well wed my boss says I am not getting my work out, and mind you I am on a part time schedule due to medical, then she gives me my co-workers work to do!! What a joke!!!
Thurs I found out I have another blood clot, I knew it but my dr said no, well the results came back positive.
I think the best drama is today, back in June I was kicked out of the coumadin program, because I got tired of being overdosed and then underdosed by the pharmacists!!! Today they call me and said they are taking over my care starting monday, but they have no clue the drama and problems i have had, but they are gonna supervise my care
ahahahaha
Stacie

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

Time for the weekly drama update.

Things got kind of dramatic on Fri when I turned in my 2 wks notice to my current job to let them know I am leaving for the daycare job. My soon to be exboss was like "Well I am VERY upset with you for leaving!" and acted kind of bratty towards me the rest of the day.

He was even worse today,but I figured I can put up with it until it's time for me to leave. What's he gonna do, fire me?

TOV