Wednesday's Wonderful Woohoooty Riddle

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

BTW Thank you to KiKi I have never been woo hootied to work! It was a first and thank you!

You are welcome

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Cue cards.


You need cue cards.


I have offered my husband a list of 17 things I would always like to hear and he can just cycle through them or pick one at random. All he has to do is say them in a sincere tone of voice... doesn't even have to agree with 'em!

So we're supposed to throw thespian on the list of job requirements?

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

For the record, I have never even THOUGHT such a thing, and I most certainly would be more tactful than that if I did.

I have too much love, respect, and abject fear to do such a thing

How is it you have never even thought it when you posted it

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

So we're supposed to throw thespian on the list of job requirements?

Of course

 

[the Fidge]

Cue cards.


You need cue cards.


I have offered my husband a list of 17 things I would always like to hear and he can just cycle through them or pick one at random. All he has to do is say them in a sincere tone of voice... doesn't even have to agree with 'em!

Here is some of my standard suggested responses:

1. YEs Dear
2. OMG you look incredible in that!
3. ANything you pick is great in my book
4. Did it cost soooo Little??
5. HOney I have a guy coming in tomorow who will fix that problem !
5. Honey sure we can go to WDW 4 times a year why not!!!!!

My favorite response:
Honey I will do that right now I was thinking the exact same thing!

DHS least favorite statement of mine: Honey, I was thinking................watch him run for the hills

 

[alabamaalan]

So we're supposed to throw thespian on the list of job requirements?

Why not? I like girls

 

[L107ANGEL]

Why not? I like girls

 

[TwinkieMama]

Why not? I like girls

and that is the ballgame folks!



OK, DH is about to walk through the door and I have half done chores everywhere yet I sit here laughing with my riddle peeps.... should I

a) brown some ground beef and onion so he thinks dinner might be happening?
b) see how much laundry I can hide before he comes home?
c) ask him if these jeans make me look fat so he is confused and on the defense and thus too scared to inquire about the lack of clean clothes and hot meals?

 

[tmasingo]

Why not? I like girls

I came in on the tail end of this discussion, but thankfully I'd read all the pages

Here's a late Wooooo Hoooooooooty

 

[brightspark]

and that is the ballgame folks!



OK, DH is about to walk through the door and I have half done chores everywhere yet I sit here laughing with my riddle peeps.... should I

a) brown some ground beef and onion so he thinks dinner might be happening?
b) see how much laundry I can hide before he comes home?
c) ask him if these jeans make me look fat so he is confused and on the defense and thus too scared to inquire about the lack of clean clothes and hot meals?

LOL what a great riddle day this has been. You have made me laugh so much!

Anyway I finally sent my pm but don't know if I'm in...

Well it's 11:15pm here so I am off to bed now... Thanks for making me laugh

 

[brightspark]

PS go with option #3...

 

[L107ANGEL]

and that is the ballgame folks!



OK, DH is about to walk through the door and I have half done chores everywhere yet I sit here laughing with my riddle peeps.... should I

a) brown some ground beef and onion so he thinks dinner might be happening?
b) see how much laundry I can hide before he comes home?
c) ask him if these jeans make me look fat so he is confused and on the defense and thus too scared to inquire about the lack of clean clothes and hot meals?

 

[firstmickey]

Sparky:

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

PS go with option #3...

 

[the Fidge]

and that is the ballgame folks!



OK, DH is about to walk through the door and I have half done chores everywhere yet I sit here laughing with my riddle peeps.... should I

a) brown some ground beef and onion so he thinks dinner might be happening?
b) see how much laundry I can hide before he comes home?
c) ask him if these jeans make me look fat so he is confused and on the defense and thus too scared to inquire about the lack of clean clothes and hot meals?

I vote (c) and then ask him why he made a face like that when you asked hinm how you looked in those jeans? Did that loook mean something and then ask for a tissue!!!!!

 

[TwinkieMama]

Ok so I went with #3... and he said.....





"What?!???? Of course NOT. Those jeans make you look thin. In fact you are looking pretty hot. Why don't you come eat some peanut butter?"





So then I told him that we were discussing it on the disboards and he had a suggestion for the rest of you guys.

The Chicken Little.


Adopt a blank look. Long pause followed by....
"What? Huh? What? Who are we talking about?"

 

[firstmickey]

 

[the Fidge]

Ok so I went with #3... and he said.....





"What?!???? Of course NOT. Those jeans make you look thin. In fact you are looking pretty hot. Why don't you come eat some peanut butter?"





So then I told him that we were discussing it on the disboards and he had a suggestion for the rest of you guys.

The Chicken Little.


Adopt a blank look. Long pause followed by....
"What? Huh? What? Who are we talking about?"

OMG our DH must have gone to the same charm school aka the deer in the headlight look I get it often!

I am going to bed early so I can have a chance at tomorows riddle??

 

[SleepingBeautyDreamr]

Ok so I went with #3... and he said.....





"What?!???? Of course NOT. Those jeans make you look thin. In fact you are looking pretty hot. Why don't you come eat some peanut butter?"





So then I told him that we were discussing it on the disboards and he had a suggestion for the rest of you guys.

The Chicken Little.


Adopt a blank look. Long pause followed by....
"What? Huh? What? Who are we talking about?"

OMG that is too funny

Just wondering where the peanut butter gets involved

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

OMG that is too funny

Just wondering where the peanut butter gets involved

It's made from a legume, and they really like fruit. She's been pushing it all day.