Wednesdays SWaffergy Riddle....it's SWAFFERIFIC!

[hiwaygal]

The genie paused for a while and said, "How many lanes do you want on that bridge?"

 

[L107ANGEL]

 

[firstmickey]

A man was walking along a beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up, rubbed it and out popped a genie.

The genie said "You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish!"

The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to the island of Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick.

"Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit? Then it would be easy!"

The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible! Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete! How much steel! No, it's way too much effort. You're going to have to think of another wish."

The man agreed, and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment. I want to figure out why they're crying, know what they really want when they say 'nothing', and know how to make them truly happy."

The genie paused for a while and said, "How many lanes do you want on that bridge?"

looks like you are IN, baybee!!!!!!!!!!
(and you're just so darn clever too)

MR. Bama:

 

[Boo'sMom]

I really struggled with Gpatella.....

apparently I struggly with anatomy....I thought the answer was G-HIP....GYP

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

H + Chicago rapid transit system

How often are you in Chicago? There's nothing rapid about our transit system.

 

[L107ANGEL]

How often are you in Chicago? There's nothing rapid about our transit system.

especially with you there

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

especially with you there

And with that, Angel you're the first person voted off the riddle. Bring me your torch.

 

[hiwaygal]

And with that, Angel you're the first person voted off the riddle. Bring me your torch.

Are you "The Decider"???

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Are you "The Decider"???

If that were the case, this wouldn't be Wednesdays SWaffergy riddle. They make my head hurt. Like those 3-d books where you stare at the pattern and an image is supposed to pop out at you. I can look at them for hours. My freakin' wife walks past the page and shouts out "Horse. Cat. Small woodland animal. Phillis Diller." I don't know if she sees them or not, but other people see the same crap. It could just be a plot to try to drive me insane, but it isn't working.

 

[hiwaygal]

If that were the case, this wouldn't be Wednesdays SWaffergy riddle. They make my head hurt. Like those 3-d books where you stare at the pattern and an image is supposed to pop out at you. I can look at them for hours. My freakin' wife walks past the page and shouts out "Horse. Cat. Small woodland animal. Phillis Diller." I don't know if she sees them or not, but other people see the same crap. It could just be a plot to try to drive me insane, but it isn't working.

I love those things!!! They're so cool!!!

 

[dismorgh]

And with that, Angel you're the first person voted off the riddle. Bring me your torch.

Are you "The Decider"???

So he has a Jeff Probst fantasy?

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

I love those things!!! They're so cool!!!

Yeah...I don't ever see anything.

 

[L107ANGEL]

So he has a Jeff Probst fantasy?

that may make Wesson Woman jealous

 

[hiwaygal]

that may make Wesson Woman jealous

 

[Mnementh]

Thank goodness the H one that you made up doesn't count because I have no idea what Chicago's "rapid" transit is called.

 

[jw50]

Thank goodness the H one that you made up doesn't count because I have no idea what Chicago's "rapid" transit is called.

The "el" or "L" (for elevated railway)

 

[firstmickey]

And with that, Angel you're the first person voted off the riddle. Bring me your torch.

ahem....who died and made you boss?

It could just be a plot to try to drive me insane, but it isn't working.

I don't know..I'd say it's pretty effective!


Brat is in even though he is complaining about Swaffergies and asking for Spoonerisms!

 

[hiwaygal]

Brat is in even though he is complaining about Swaffergies and asking for Spoonerisms!

He's obviously delirious.

 

[Mnementh]

Me? Delirious?



...Wait. Where am I? What was I doing?

 

[TwinkieMama]

Whoohoo. I am IN.

ETA: isn't 60 the new 100????


woooooooooooooooooooooohooooooooooooty